This is awesome:

http://therightscoop.com/awesome-ted-cruz-reenacts-scene-from-princess-bride/

LOL 

I guess we'll be watching that tonight, I remember the scene - wow, Cruz is pretty good!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaZGaJrd3x8

This just cemented it for me and my family.
We like Bacon, besides!   

Quote from: Hoofer on November 13, 2015, 03:44:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaZGaJrd3x8

This just cemented it for me and my family.
We like Bacon, besides!   

I'm really liking his humor and personality.

That's not a machine gun? Doesn't Ted know the difference?

Quote from: Robnorman on November 25, 2015, 03:04:51 AM
That's not a machine gun? Doesn't Ted know the difference?

Question:
Which side of the rifle is Select Fire switch located?
Answer:
On the side of the rifle Rachael Madcow can't see, nor does she know anything about.

Cool story! It's still a rifle, not a machine gun.

Quote from: Robnorman on November 25, 2015, 04:40:12 AM
Cool story! It's still a rifle, not a machine gun.

Let me help you then.

From Wikipedia

Machine Gun:

QuoteA machine gun is a fully automatic mounted or portable firearm, designed to fire bullets in quick succession from an ammunition belt or magazine,

Select fire:

QuoteA selective-fire firearm has at least two firearm modes, which are activated by means of a selector which varies depending on the weapon's design. Some selective-fire weapons have burst fire mechanisms to limit the maximum number of shots fired automatically in this mode. The most common limits are two or three rounds per trigger pull. Fully automatic fire refers to the ability for a weapon to fire continuously until the feeding mechanism is either emptied or the trigger is released. "Burst-capable" fire refers to the ability of a weapon to fire a small, fixed number of rounds (usually two or three) with one trigger pull. Semi-automatic refers to the ability to fire one round per trigger pull.