Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene.  After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they call their sergeant back at the station. 
 
"Hello Sarge."
 
"Yes."
 
"It looks like we have a homicide here."
 
"What happened?"
 
"A woman has shot her husband for walking on the floor she had just mopped."
 
"Have you placed her under arrest?"
 
"No sir.  The floor is still wet."

Quote from: PeterR on July 21, 2015, 08:26:18 PM
Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene.  After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they call their sergeant back at the station. 
 
"Hello Sarge."
 
"Yes."
 
"It looks like we have a homicide here."
 
"What happened?"
 
"A woman has shot her husband for walking on the floor she had just mopped."
 
"Have you placed her under arrest?"
 
"No sir.  The floor is still wet."

Now THAT'S funny...I don't care who ya are!

Smart cop!