Quote from: Solar on October 02, 2010, 09:29:32 PM
Bert, I forgot to tell ya, that you will be a kind of life guard at the nude water slide were installing here on CPF next week.

http://conservativepoliticalforum.com/index.php?topic=2.105

If I have to be nude can I at least wear a chain mail apron for when I am chopping parsley?

Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 02, 2010, 09:31:40 PM
If I have to be nude can I at least wear a chain mail apron for when I am chopping parsley?

I thought you got the memo I sent out about Kevlar Bikinis?

Quote from: Solar on October 02, 2010, 09:36:35 PM
I thought you got the memo I sent out about Kevlar Bikinis?

I have sensitive skin....

Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 02, 2010, 09:38:34 PM
I have sensitive skin....

But they come in hot pink.
And you get to wear one of these.

Quote from: Solar on October 02, 2010, 09:44:20 PM
But they come in hot pink.
And you get to wear one of these.

KINKY!

I'm in!

Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 02, 2010, 09:45:37 PM
KINKY!

I'm in!

;D ;D ;D
You do know, there is a sniper rifle and binoculars as part of the deal, right?

Quote from: Solar on October 02, 2010, 09:47:23 PM
;D ;D ;D
You do know, there is a sniper rifle and binoculars as part of the deal, right?

Where do I keep them?

Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 02, 2010, 09:52:53 PM
Where do I keep them?

That will be your choice unless you want me to make some suggestions... 8) 8)  How much room will you have left in that bikini?

I am to entertain you until Solar comes back....

Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 02, 2010, 09:52:53 PM
Where do I keep them?

Well the binocs come with a tether that you can hang on...ummm...ahh...around your neck?
Luckily the rifle is tripod mounted aiming toward the entrance so as to pick off trolls that try and sneak in.

Quote from: Solars Toy on October 02, 2010, 09:55:47 PM
That will be your choice unless you want me to make some suggestions... 8) 8)  How much room will you have left in that bikini?

I am to entertain you until Solar comes back....

LOL!

Well I guess walking bow legged isn't so bad....

I'm off to bed, I have a big day tomorrow.
I'll be here sitting on my ass playing working on the forum. :D

Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 02, 2010, 10:01:31 PM
LOL!

Well I guess walking bow legged isn't so bad....

It was only a suggestion.... ::) ::)  But if anyone could handle it that would be you.  Good luck with your mission... :) :)

Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 02, 2010, 10:01:31 PM
LOL!

Well I guess walking bow legged isn't so bad....

That's better than walking Beau legged.
Meaning there is nothing between them. :-X

Off to bed, see ya tomorrow. :-* ;D ;D ;D

Quote from: Solars Toy on October 02, 2010, 10:03:32 PM
It was only a suggestion.... ::) ::)  But if anyone could handle it that would be you.  Good luck with your mission... :) :)

I must remember to get some diaper cream....