TEACHER ACCIDENTALLY BLOWS UP SUICIDE BOMB TRAINING CLASS: 22 MILITANTS DEAD

It's well known that the greatest tribute a student can give a teacher is for the student to learn so much that their roles reverse. Unfortunately for a group of student Sunni Militants who were killed while attending suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad, they won't get the chance to make that transformation.
On Monday, 22 class attendees were obliterated by their teacher/commander who unwittingly detonated his army belt laden with explosives, according to Iraqi army and police officials. Up to fifteen additional terrorists were wounded in the explosion.
The militants belonged to a group known as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS), which is fighting the army of the Iraqi government composed mostly of Shiites. They have been connected to bomb attacks throughout Iraq and other areas in the Middle East, and are known for inflaming sectarian violence throughout the region.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2014/02/10/Teacher-Blowsup-Suicide-Bomb-Training-Class

Quote from: Solar on August 11, 2014, 03:12:26 PM


TEACHER ACCIDENTALLY BLOWS UP SUICIDE BOMB TRAINING CLASS: 22 MILITANTS DEAD

It's well known that the greatest tribute a student can give a teacher is for the student to learn so much that their roles reverse. Unfortunately for a group of student Sunni Militants who were killed while attending suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad, they won't get the chance to make that transformation.
On Monday, 22 class attendees were obliterated by their teacher/commander who unwittingly detonated his army belt laden with explosives, according to Iraqi army and police officials. Up to fifteen additional terrorists were wounded in the explosion.
The militants belonged to a group known as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS), which is fighting the army of the Iraqi government composed mostly of Shiites. They have been connected to bomb attacks throughout Iraq and other areas in the Middle East, and are known for inflaming sectarian violence throughout the region.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2014/02/10/Teacher-Blowsup-Suicide-Bomb-Training-Class

Encore, Achmed --- encore!

Quote from: quiller on August 11, 2014, 03:23:45 PM
Encore, Achmed --- encore!

Like the Tele Tubbies used to always say "Again, Again".

OK, I'm confused, Drudge has this listed today, but the story is 6 months old, yet I never heard about till today.

Class dismissed...

So ... do the students get a choice between 24 virgins or 36 slightly used ... because it was an accident and they were only partially trained?

Quote from: SVPete on August 11, 2014, 04:40:22 PM
So ... do the students get a choice between 24 virgins or 36 slightly used ... because it was an accident and they were only partially trained?

***** Satire Alert *****

Allah is most merciful and here is what the unfortunate students will receive in Islamic Paradise:

Men get 72 of these chicks:
Physical Attributes:
• Wide and beautiful lovely eyes/like pearls
• Hairless except the eye brows and the head
• Beautiful
• White skinned
• Transparent to the marrow of their bones
• Eternally young
• Companions of equal age

Sexual Attributes:
• Untouched/with hymen unbroken by sexual intercourse
• Virgins
• Voluptuous/full-breasted/with large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang
• Appetizing vaginas

Personality Attributes:
• Chaste
• Restraining their glances
• Modest gaze

Other Attributes:
• Splendid
• Pure
• Non-menstruating/non-urinating/non-defecating and child free
• Never dissatisfied
• Will sing praise

Women get:
Women will be provided with only one man, and they "will be satisfied with him".

I bet I could sell Muslim guys boatloads of sand. The Muslim women would be a tougher sell.

Quote from: actionblock on August 11, 2014, 05:03:53 PM
***** Satire Alert *****

Allah is most merciful and here is what the unfortunate students will receive in Islamic Paradise:

Men get 72 of these chicks:
Physical Attributes:
• Wide and beautiful lovely eyes/like pearls
• Hairless except the eye brows and the head
• Beautiful
• White skinned
• Transparent to the marrow of their bones
• Eternally young
• Companions of equal age

Sexual Attributes:
• Untouched/with hymen unbroken by sexual intercourse
• Virgins
• Voluptuous/full-breasted/with large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang
• Appetizing vaginas

Personality Attributes:
• Chaste
• Restraining their glances
• Modest gaze

Other Attributes:
• Splendid
• Pure
• Non-menstruating/non-urinating/non-defecating and child free
• Never dissatisfied
• Will sing praise

Women get:
Women will be provided with only one man, and they "will be satisfied with him".

I bet I could sell Muslim guys boatloads of sand. The Muslim women would be a tougher sell.

SHHHHHH!!!!!

Don'tg tell 'em they all look (and act) like Rosanne Barr

Bomber instructor blows self and students up


Sometimes God (or maybe the Devil) proves his sense of humor.....

Quote from: The Boo Man... on August 11, 2014, 03:52:06 PM
Class dismissed...

Well played!

Quote from: actionblock on August 11, 2014, 04:32:07 PM

As if we had video of the occasion.

Quote from: Solar on August 11, 2014, 05:55:47 PM

As if we had video of the occasion.

Pour it on you guys, you never know who's peeping in.   

Quote from: keyboarder on August 11, 2014, 06:42:02 PM
Pour it on you guys, you never know who's peeping in.   

I swear, I'm still laughing about the joke she posted.. That was freakin perfect!

Quote from: actionblock on August 11, 2014, 05:03:53 PM
***** Satire Alert *****

Allah is most merciful and here is what the unfortunate students will receive in Islamic Paradise:

Men get 72 of these chicks:
Physical Attributes:
• Wide and beautiful lovely eyes/like pearls
• Hairless except the eye brows and the head
• Beautiful
• White skinned
• Transparent to the marrow of their bones
• Eternally young
• Companions of equal age

Sexual Attributes:
• Untouched/with hymen unbroken by sexual intercourse
• Virgins
• Voluptuous/full-breasted/with large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang
• Appetizing vaginas

Personality Attributes:
• Chaste
• Restraining their glances
• Modest gaze

Other Attributes:
• Splendid
• Pure
• Non-menstruating/non-urinating/non-defecating and child free
• Never dissatisfied
• Will sing praise

Women get:
Women will be provided with only one man, and they "will be satisfied with him".

I bet I could sell Muslim guys boatloads of sand. The Muslim women would be a tougher sell.

Good gracious, no wonder all the muzzies are running all over each other-they sure are expecting alot for their dime.