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Taliban Terrorists Ordered to Ditch Assault Weapons, Guns, Uniforms, and RPGs on Carnival Visits

Taliban terrorist fighters were firmly told Wednesday they can no longer carry weapons on visits to carnivals in Afghanistan, nor can they arrive in military grade transport or wear uniforms.

https://www.breitbart.com/asia/2022/02/02/taliban-terrorists-ordered-to-leave-assault-weapons-guns-uniforms-and-rpgs-behind-on-carnival-visits/
People sleep peacefully at night because there are a few tough men prepared to do violence on their behalf.

A foolish man complains about his torn pockets.

A wise man uses it to scratch his balls.