Aaaaw. Lookit da birdie on da beach, honey! It needs out help! Let's go over and see what we can do.
Morons.
If you're that 'concerned' about the bird, one of you stay with it, but don't go near it, while the other goes for 'help'.
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/07/12/british-mans-eyeball-pecked-out-by-seabird/ (http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/07/12/british-mans-eyeball-pecked-out-by-seabird/)
whoa now,,,,,,,, that will teach em.... dang sorry about his eye though,,,,
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/more-news/huge-crocodile-brutus-delights-tourists-in-the-northern-territory/story-fn7x8me2-1226092658221 (http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/more-news/huge-crocodile-brutus-delights-tourists-in-the-northern-territory/story-fn7x8me2-1226092658221)
More stupid people tricks..... :o