"But what am I gonna get YOU for Mother's Day?!?!" 

QuoteEverybody knows that Craigslist is the best place in the world to find random, possibly diseased sex partners and crappy furniture nobody wants.

Naturally, then, a Philadelphia woman who says she wants to find a special female to deflower her "extremely smart but socially awkward" 18-year-old son knew exactly where to turn: the "casual encounters" section of Philly's Craigslist personals.

The young man is allegedly going to Harvard, you see, and his mother says she wants him to be sexually ready when he arrives in Cambridge. Because what kind of mother wouldn't be worried sick about that?

"This is going to sound strange but my son is a senior in High School and I want to help him," the concerned mother writes in the ad placed on July 16 12:49 p.m. Eastern time. The ad is titled "Sugar Baby for my Son – m4w – 18 (Philly)."

It's not clear what this kid is doing still in high school in the middle of July.

http://dailycaller.com/2013/07/18/craigslist-mom-seeks-hottie-to-take-harvard-bound-sons-virginity-in-exchange-for-new-car/

Sounds like a ploy by a desperate virgin teen to get laid, and if his mom finds out, his butt is toast.

Quote from: Solar on July 19, 2013, 12:35:31 PM
Sounds like a ploy by a desperate virgin teen to get laid, and if his mom finds out, his butt is toast.

Hadn't thought of that. On the other hand, if he's THAT desperate, she'd better watch where she keeps her car registration.

If memory serves (it can be sieve like at times), historically affluent fathers found ladies of the evening for their sons at a certain age. This was to prevent the young gentlemen from improper activities with their affluent female counterparts. My memory provides no recall of it being a mother seeking such services for a son.   

Quote from: AuntiE on July 21, 2013, 12:53:48 PM


If memory serves (it can be sieve like at times), historically affluent fathers found ladies of the evening for their sons at a certain age. This was to prevent the young gentlemen from improper activities with their affluent female counterparts. My memory provides no recall of it being a mother seeking such services for a son.

Well, I can't recall such a case either. On the other hand, The Smoking Gun and other "mug shot photo sites" have greatly increased coverage of female teachers making moves on students.

American efficiency, maybe. Eliminate the middle woman.

Does it have to be a girl?

It's the new America. Wanting her son's virginity to be taken by a girl, is hate speach.

Quote from: kramarat on July 21, 2013, 06:52:57 PM
Does it have to be a girl?

It's the new America. Wanting her son's virginity to be taken by a girl, is hate speach.

If you phrase it THAT way, then she's more traditional than credited. 

Quote from: quiller on July 22, 2013, 03:52:16 AM
If you phrase it THAT way, then she's more traditional than credited. 

Well, can't you imagine a lawsuit being filed because she is discriminating against homosexual men that might want a new car...and her son?

Hell, Eric holder might take the case personally.

Quote from: kramarat on July 22, 2013, 04:23:58 AM
Well, can't you imagine a lawsuit being filed because she is discriminating against homosexual men that might want a new car...and her son?

Hell, Eric holder might take the case personally.

And Obama will tell everyone that if he had a son, it wouldn't be this racist hater.

Yeah. I can see that. Fer shoor.

Quote from: kramarat on July 22, 2013, 04:23:58 AM
Well, can't you imagine a lawsuit being filed because she is discriminating against homosexual men that might want a new car...and her son?

Hell, Eric holder might take the case personally.