Clipping news paper articles about unsolved murders and putting them in a box in a hidden safe so when I die, my relatives and friends will go "Hmmm I always wondered about that guy".

Also included will be a box with assorted knives, scarves, earrings, keys one Garrote, a few mangled ties and cuff links.
And on the box will be written, memories of my troubled past, signed, Bucket list complete.

Quote from: Solar on September 07, 2020, 08:47:51 AM
Clipping news paper articles about unsolved murders and putting them in a box in a hidden safe so when I die, my relatives and friends will go "Hmmm I always wondered about that guy".

Also included will be a box with assorted knives, scarves, earrings, keys one Garrote, a few mangled ties and cuff links.
And on the box will be written, memories of my troubled past, signed, Bucket list complete.

Don't forget the map of the property marked with the red X's...  Toy

Quote from: Solars Toy on September 07, 2020, 08:50:34 AM
Don't forget the map of the property marked with the red X's...  Toy

On second thought, let's make it a map of the idiot neighbors property.

When i first saw this i thought it was, 'found a neat new hubby.    I thought.... GOOD FOR YOU TOY!!  LOLOLOL



WHY do you want to cause your descendants such anxiety?

Quote from: Calypso Jones on September 07, 2020, 09:35:31 AM
When i first saw this i thought it was, 'found a neat new hubby.    I thought.... GOOD FOR YOU TOY!!  LOLOLOL



WHY do you want to cause your descendants such anxiety?

Don't assume I like them.

Well if you don't like them....plant a map with incoherent instructions and leave a gold piece of two with it.    You'll drive them crazy.

Quote from: Calypso Jones on September 07, 2020, 11:18:09 AM
Well if you don't like them....plant a map with incoherent instructions and leave a gold piece of two with it.    You'll drive them crazy.

They already know I found a gold vein, but the only person aside from Toy who knows was my Mexican immigrant neighbor.
The fact they're racist will drive them crazy that he knows and they don't.

I couldn't ask for a better friend and neighbor.