Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her
snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.

2. Dressage commentator: This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother.

3. Gymnast: I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

4. Boxing Analyst: Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in
boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer: If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again.

6. Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it.
In fact you can see it all over their faces.

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
president is hugging the cox of the British crew.

8. Soccer commentator: Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
eleven Dicks on the field.

9. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that,
before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh
my God, what have I just said?

Too funny...  Toy

LOL  Mouth working much faster the the brain.