I will be telling the world to kiss my arse. I'm gonna buy an island and install a government run by a king..........that would be me. This is going to be accomplished with the winnings from tonights lottery. All the rest of y'all are gonna be the first losers...........just sayin'.

Already got the first 100 mill spent...............gettin' rid of obummer.

At least its going to a worthy cause...

Some sumbiatch in Maryland took my potential winnings.....

My island kingdom will have to wait.....

...but that interloper in the WH is still gone come November.....without the 100 million cost...

Better luck next time.  Meanwhile, here's some info on a guy who did just what you want to do. 

Excerpt from article:

In 1924, the Christie family sold the island along with the mail contract and the MV Lerina to Martin Coles Harman, who proclaimed himself a king. Harman issued two coins of Half Puffin and One Puffin denominations in 1929, nominally equivalent to the British halfpenny and penny, resulting in his prosecution under the United Kingdom's Coinage Act of 1870. The House of Lords found him guilty in 1931, and he was fined £5 with fifteen guineas expenses. The coins were withdrawn and became collectors' items. In 1965 a "fantasy" restrike four-coin set, a few in gold, was issued to commemorate 40 years since Harman purchased the island.[43] Harman's son, John Pennington Harman was awarded a posthumous Victoria Cross in Kohima, India in 1944. There is a memorial to him at the VC Quarry on Lundy. Martin Coles Harman died in 1954.

Link to full article
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lundy

Fascinating, an excellent example as to why our country came about.

elmer....IF and that would have been a big ass IF....If I had won the lotto I am sure I could've found some goobermint agent I could have bribed.

Quote from: hokiewoodchuck on March 31, 2012, 05:58:35 PM
elmer....IF and that would have been a big ass IF....If I had won the lotto I am sure I could've found some goobermint agent I could have bribed.

I agree, there is someone in the Hawaii Clerks office that could use a cool million for an early retirement.

Quote from: hokiewoodchuck on March 31, 2012, 05:58:35 PM
elmer....IF and that would have been a big ass IF....If I had won the lotto I am sure I could've found some goobermint agent I could have bribed.

And then you two could have been cell mates!

Listen..........they don't lock up people with that kind of money..........they reward them with goobermint jobs and promote the ones that were found guilty of accepting such bribes..........

Quote from: Solar on March 31, 2012, 06:19:33 PM
I agree, there is someone in the Hawaii Clerks office that could use a cool million for an early retirement.

Laugh.
Out.
Loud.

A suitcase of cash and one of the MANY gaps in Hussein's murky background would be exposed. Surely you can spare more for folks at Occidental College and within the Annenberg Chicago Challenge which funded this Chicago gangster's rise to power.

Quote from: quiller on April 03, 2012, 06:20:05 AM
Laugh.
Out.
Loud.

A suitcase of cash and one of the MANY gaps in Hussein's murky background would be exposed. Surely you can spare more for folks at Occidental College and within the Annenberg Chicago Challenge which funded this Chicago gangster's rise to power.

If I knew who to contact, I'd bribe them in a heartbeat.
Ya know they are out there, just afraid to solicit, due to possible future health problems.

I'd also like the full story on why neither Hussein or Mooch-elle have their licenses to practice law. And of course every scrap of his academic records at EVERY school he attended or taught at. A forensic examination of Obama's passport --- before AND AFTER running for state office --- would also be swell. Who did he hang around with when he toured overseas? How OFTEN did he tour? On whose dime did he do so?

If he refuses to prove where he was born, he's ineligible to run for office. Once is enough on mistakes like that. We need to prove he's either eligible --- or boot his ass out and let the Donks handle running someone else.

Quote from: quiller on April 03, 2012, 03:18:52 PM
I'd also like the full story on why neither Hussein or Mooch-elle have their licenses to practice law. And of course every scrap of his academic records at EVERY school he attended or taught at. A forensic examination of Obama's passport --- before AND AFTER running for state office --- would also be swell. Who did he hang around with when he toured overseas? How OFTEN did he tour? On whose dime did he do so?

If he refuses to prove where he was born, he's ineligible to run for office. Once is enough on mistakes like that. We need to prove he's either eligible --- or boot his ass out and let the Donks handle running someone else.

And some DNA. We need that, too.  I would also like to interview everyone that he attended grammar school with to see if he gave any evidence of Marxist tendencies then.  For example, did he feel compelled to tell Mary Jane that she should share her gum with Billy because Billy didn't have any?  And was he a schoolyard bully?  We can't be too careful.

Same for Romney.  Even though he's a RINO and no different than Obama, we still gotta vet these guys, don't we?

I know, let's get Sheriff Joe on this.  He doesn't have anything else to do, apparently. 

Damn Elmer....wake up on the wrong side of the bed...............AGAIN?!