Everybody is speculating about the Presidential/ Vice Presidential ticket. We have to remember that those are not the only posts. Who would you like to see as Speaker of the House, Senate Majority Leader an' the Cabinet.
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Jon Stewart as President
Stephen Colbert as Speaker of the House
I'm going to want John Bolton somewhere in that administration; U.N. Ambassador, or SoS.
Speaker of the House - Paul Ryan
President Pro Temp of the Senate - Orrin Hatch
Secretary of State - John Bolton
Attorney General - Rudy Giuliani
Secretary of War - LTC Allen West
Secretary of Treasury - Donald Trump
Secretary of Homeland Security - Joe Arpaio
Secretary of Health and Human Services - Dr. Ben Carson
Secretary of Energy - Rex W. Tillerson
Secretary of Education - Bill Cosby
Chairman of Joint Chiefs of Staff - General Stanley McChrystal
:popcorn:
Quote from: the outlaw mortarman on November 28, 2013, 03:01:28 AM
Speaker of the House - Paul Ryan
President Pro Temp of the Senate - Orrin Hatch
Secretary of State - John Bolton
Attorney General - Rudy Giuliani
Secretary of War - LTC Allen West
Secretary of Treasury - Donald Trump
Secretary of Homeland Security - Joe Arpaio
Secretary of Health and Human Services - Dr. Ben Carson
Secretary of Energy - Rex W. Tillerson
Secretary of Education - Bill Cosby
Chairman of Joint Chiefs of Staff - General Stanley McChrystal
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Not bad, but given a chance, I'd eliminate all of these Depts. :biggrin:
Secretary of Homeland Security
Secretary of Health and Human Services
Secretary of Energy
Secretary of Education
And create one new one.
Office Of Communist insurrection.
An office designed to continue the work of McCarthy.
First order of business, arrest Hussein and his entire freakin Cabinet.
Arrest anyone at Dept. of Energy or Labor who is senior enough to no longer just be emptying wastebaskets. The bureaucracy in each of these socialist wastelands (and not JUST those who lead it) are the problem.
Take for example the long-running Labor site that USED TO list the amazing long list of crimes directly related to union corruption. Obama got in and DOL instantly stopped updating that site.
Education is a state's-rights issue. Leave Uncle Islam-lover out of it.
Quote from: the outlaw mortarman on November 28, 2013, 03:01:28 AM
Speaker of the House - Paul Ryan
President Pro Temp of the Senate - Orrin Hatch
Secretary of State - John Bolton
Attorney General - Rudy Giuliani
Secretary of War - LTC Allen West
Secretary of Treasury - Donald Trump
Secretary of Homeland Security - Joe Arpaio
Secretary of Health and Human Services - Dr. Ben Carson
Secretary of Energy - Rex W. Tillerson
Secretary of Education - Bill Cosby
Chairman of Joint Chiefs of Staff - General Stanley McChrystal
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Unless you say differently, we'll assume you mean Secretary of Defense.
Okay I'll do it. I'll run for president...
No doubt a clear example of how my mind is in the gutter, but when I first read the title to this thread, I started feeling flush and light-headed :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: Sci Fi Fan on November 27, 2013, 06:17:38 PM
Jon Stewart as President
Stephen Colbert as Speaker of the House
Seriously "dude"....did your parents eat to many hits of Orange Sunshine in their Merry Pranksters days??? :lol: :drool: :cool:
Quote from: Sci Fi Fan on November 27, 2013, 06:17:38 PM
Jon Stewart as President
Stephen Colbert as Speaker of the House
But we had 2 'comedians' in the WH for 8 years. That didn't work out so good.
Quote from: TboneAgain on November 28, 2013, 08:21:43 PM
Unless you say differently, we'll assume you mean Secretary of Defense.
Personally I have always felt that changing it from the Department of War to Department of Defense was the first step in the wussification of this country. We should never be on the defense. We should always be on ATTACK MODE. Therefore I refuse to recognise it as DOD butt will continue to call it DOW.
:popcorn:
Quote from: Ek Ehecatl on November 29, 2013, 04:02:12 PM
Seriously "dude"....did your parents eat to many hits of Orange Sunshine in their Merry Pranksters days??? :lol: :drool: :cool:
I dunno, have you seen either of them speak out of character? They're brilliant and articulate, unlike any of the losers you guys have put forward. Plus, polls show Americans like them more.
Quote from: Ek Ehecatl on November 29, 2013, 04:02:12 PM
Seriously "dude"....did your parents eat to many hits of Orange Sunshine in their Merry Pranksters days??? :lol: :drool: :cool:
What parents?
Quote from: Sci Fi Fan on November 30, 2013, 01:33:48 PM
I dunno, have you seen either of them speak out of character?
You got us there! They are consistent Left Wing Nut Jobs!
QuoteThey're brilliant and articulate, unlike any of the losers you guys have put forward.
Some people are easily impressed.
QuotePlus, polls show Americans like them more.
Lots of people like Larry the Cable Guy, but I wouldn't want him for president either!
-Darth
Who would want Hilary... in any position! :scared:
(Lord, I apologize and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea, Amen!)
-Darth
Quote from: TboneAgain on November 30, 2013, 11:30:47 PM
What he said. WTF?
If this idiot had parents they would have been incredibly embarrassed.
Quote from: The Boo Man... on November 30, 2013, 11:48:21 PM
If this idiot had parents they would have been incredibly embarrassed.
They were. He considers Fire House 194 his place of birth.
Quote from: Darth Fife on November 30, 2013, 10:38:31 PM
You got us there! They are consistent Left Wing Nut Jobs!
Do you ever see Jon Stewart claiming that Mars doesn't have a moon?
Quote from: Sci Fi Fan on December 01, 2013, 10:35:26 AM
Do you ever see Jon Stewart claiming that Mars doesn't have a moon?
Exactly who claimed Mars didn't have a moon. I'll need a direct quote - in context, please.
-Darth
Quote from: The Boo Man... on November 30, 2013, 01:50:09 PMQuoteSeriously "dude"....did your parents eat to many hits of Orange Sunshine in their Merry Pranksters days??? :lol: :drool: :cool:
What parents?
I assume he's referring to the biological "parents" who were mentally and/or physically absent.
But that only explains the incipient insanity and idiocy. I'm afraid the pathological narcissism and horrifically statist jingoism were instilled by the "parent" who actually raised him -- the federal government.
QuoteIf this idiot had parents they would have been incredibly embarrassed.
That's just one of the many, many problems drugs help wash away.