ISIS and Islamic State leader Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi today warned U.S. President
Barack Obama to control the rioting in Ferguson, Missouri or suffer the consequences.
Rioting began and racial tensions boiled over in the small St. Louis suburb last
Saturday following the shooting death of an unarmed African American teenage
boy by an unknown police officer.

Al-Baghdadi said, "The shooting of unarmed civilians, tear gassing of citizens,
shooting them with rubber bullets and imprisonment of reporters is unacceptable.
This is the 21st century." Al-Baghdadi drew a red line and gave Obama 48 hours
to deescalate the racial tensions and violence. If not, he said ISIS would respond
with conviction and not with pinpricks.

Following the Al-Baghdadi announcement, President Obama said he would launch
an FBI inquiry into the Ferguson matter and urged calm. President Obama has been
under fire in recent years for lack of leadership, indecision, corruption, cover-ups,
scandals, suppression of political opponents and abuse of power, among other things.

This story is satire...

It tries too hard to be satire.  The juxtaposition is wrong.  It seems to give insulation to the Dem point-of-view by inserting obama instead of the Ferguson police-chief. 

You know what we need....people on our side dressed up as jihadi nutjobs.....making speeches like this.

That would be friggin' great.

Just another thing they are happy to do to us....that's not even on our radar.