Y'all, I've had a long few weeks, so I think I'm going to make myself a few screwdrivers with some good 'ol Trump Vodka!  Donald is finally making vodka great again, because Grey Goose just isn't doing good enough.  I'm gonna swing by the liquor store and pick me up some.  Oh I can't wait to get blitzed!!

Damn.  Never mind.  I called the liquor store, and they said they're out.  I guess it's just really popular.  He said, in fact, they've been out of it since 2008.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7EYvA1AFr0

Still, he's a better businessman than, say, P-Diddy, who launched his brand of vodka: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/10/02/sean-p-diddy-combs-donald-trump-is-not-the-only-person-who-is-a-model-mogul/

It's not like a dumb rapper is a better businessman than Trump, who thinks he can run the White House!

Would you call him the handy man?

And WHAT does he have in his bank account again ???

You???

Quote from: carlb on January 11, 2016, 11:20:52 PM
And WHAT does he have in his bank account again ???

You???

Hey, I was just looking for some Vodka.  He said it was going to be great!  Stupid me... I believed him.

How can you fuck up vodka? It's just potatoes and water.

Quote from: The Boo Man... on January 11, 2016, 11:41:36 PM
How can you fuck up vodka? It's just potatoes and water.

Just slap a Trump label on it.

Quote from: taxed on January 11, 2016, 11:57:01 PM
Just slap a Trump label on it.

I could do that with my pee. Although my pee probably has a much higher alcohol content.

I prefer Trump Weed myself,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XimwGe0ThbA&list=PLF1IFz7llUyYuB-IRNy8fu7orq0_B5sWe

I don't like vodka, except in Trønder Karsk. Which is Coffee and Vodka, though usually it's 96% moonshine but I prefer Vodka as I'm a city slicker faggot.

Quote from: The Boo Man... on January 11, 2016, 11:41:36 PM
How can you fuck up vodka? It's just potatoes and water.

No, it is wheat and water

Quote from: kalash on January 12, 2016, 09:38:55 AM

No, it is wheat and water

Yes, in the last few decades.  -With distilled water now, as an option.  But mineral-water and potatoes continue to be used, I think.  Malt converts the (wheat, potato) starch into sugar and yeast converts the sugar to alcohol,

Quote from: taxed on January 11, 2016, 09:50:46 PM
Damn.  Never mind.  I called the liquor store, and they said they're out.  I guess it's just really popular.  He said, in fact, they've been out of it since 2008.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7EYvA1AFr0

Still, he's a better businessman than, say, P-Diddy, who launched his brand of vodka: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/10/02/sean-p-diddy-combs-donald-trump-is-not-the-only-person-who-is-a-model-mogul/

It's not like a dumb rapper is a better businessman than Trump, who thinks he can run the White House!

Sky Vodka, comes in a big blue bottle, is better Vodka, anyways. 

That bottle of Vodka in the video, looks more like Tequila or even a Whiskey than it does a Vodka.

Vodka should be clear, like water clear almost, not cloudy and brown.

If you get a bottle of Vodka and it's brown, I would advise ya NOT drink it. LOL

Sky vodka is really good.

Trump doesn't drink alcohol or coffee.  I don't think his kids do either. 

Kind of strange that he's against it, yet makes it.

Quote from: Dori on January 13, 2016, 09:10:10 AM
Trump doesn't drink alcohol or coffee.  I don't think his kids do either. 

Kind of strange that he's against it, yet makes it.

He is not above making a buck on the vices of other people.  Ironically it points out his moral shortcomings.  He knows that alcohol lessens mental acuity and judgement which can likely lower one's ability to reach full potential in life.  He has taught that to his own kids.

However, he is willing to strengthen his own assets at the expense of other people's kids.  Yes, they would likely buy alcohol anyway, but he has shown through his own example that he believes it is bad for you.  Therein lies the contradiction and moral depravity.