It started with a prank, taking a photo of tattoo-free Ted Cruz and applying a bunch of tats and a cigarette, for a poster that activists plastered around L.A.

Cruz took it well, sending a message he doesn't smoke.

And then The People's Cube got into it....

QuoteThey think it's prank? How much do we know about Ted Cruz, really? Could it be that this picture is actually a selfie texted from his phone to a mysterious Tea Party knockout, and his official bio is nothing more than a fictionalized alternative reality?

According to our sources, Ted Cruz is actually a twin brother of Chuck Norris, and his powers extend beyond the realm of what can be grasped by mere mortals.

We know for a fact that...

    - When Al Gore invented the Internet, his inbox already contained three unread emails from Ted Cruz.

    - Ted Cruz has a quadruple citizenship in the U.S., Canada, Middle-earth and Westeros.

    - If you superimpose Ted Cruz's fingerprints, the resulting image will be the Seal of the President of the United States.

    - When Ted Cruz got bit by a rattle snake, the snake had to sign up for Obamacare but couldn't get through the login screen and died after a week of pain and agony in front of the computer.

    - Ted Cruz has already won the presidential election in 2016 with a roundhouse kick in the polls; the pollsters just haven't developed the technology to look that far into the future.

- Anonymous complaint filed with the Senate Ethics Committee alleged a certain Texas senator "only refers to Hawaii Sen. Schatz by the present-tense version of his name."

http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/ted-cruz-other-than-cigarette-smoking-the-pic-is-accurate-t13568.html

Yeah, yeah, ol' Ted's bad, we got that. But is he THIS bad....?

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Hey cholo. Cruz is loco. You got that holmes?