Taxed's Top 5 Hottest Girls

Started by taxed, October 17, 2010, 08:39:06 PM

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#5  Angeline Jolie -- I just can never get this girl out of my head...

Angelina Jolie is 'Wanted' Brand New Trailer




#4  Iliza Shlesinger -- Winner of 2008 Last Comic Standing, she is hot and funny.  I would totally impregnate.  I really like this one.

Iliza Schlesinger @ The Hollywood Improv




#3  Jessica Biel  --  This girl's body is so perfect, I would cut my c*k off and hand it to her.

JESSICA BIEL Panty Clip - WITHOUT Adam Sandler




#2  Jamie Pressly -- I am not saying I condone stalking girls and getting restraining orders..... but I understand...

Jamie Pressly tongue




#1  Dianne Agron -- When I see a clip of her, I take that opportunity to clean my laptop screen with my tongue.

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Solars Toy

Seems a little OT for the political page.... 8) 8)
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Cryptic Bert

I am a one woman man as well but Jessica Biel. I'd boil her underpants and drink the broth....

quiller

Not one of these mass-produced current cuties will ever compete with the gorgeous screen goddesses of the 1940s and 50s. Back then, men stood paralyzed from just one glance from a Hedy Lamarr, Susan Hayward, Rita Hayworth, Betty Grable or more.

Today there are no real Glamour stars (the formal with-a-u glamour that goes with Hollywood events). We have slick surgically-altered lookalikes whose forgettable names and regrettable talents are nothing compared to back when the studios rigorously shaped the careers of their acting stables.

Today it is a women's underwear company conning men into taking interest in the overpriced glad-rags they would otherwise be tearing off anyone who looked like a V.S. model.

It ain't the wrapping, it's the packaging and what lies inside even that.

taxed

Quote from: quiller on October 17, 2010, 09:34:06 PM
Not one of these mass-produced current cuties will ever compete with the gorgeous screen goddesses of the 1940s and 50s. Back then, men stood paralyzed from just one glance from a Hedy Lamarr, Susan Hayward, Rita Hayworth, Betty Grable or more.

Today there are no real Glamour stars (the formal with-a-u glamour that goes with Hollywood events). We have slick surgically-altered lookalikes whose forgettable names and regrettable talents are nothing compared to back when the studios rigorously shaped the careers of their acting stables.

Today it is a women's underwear company conning men into taking interest in the overpriced glad-rags they would otherwise be tearing off anyone who looked like a V.S. model.

It ain't the wrapping, it's the packaging and what lies inside even that.

You still long for the 70s bush and granny panties era?
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quiller

Quote from: taxed on October 17, 2010, 09:45:17 PM
You still long for the 70s bush and granny panties era?

You clearly don't recall Raquel Welch in her skivvies, in that iconic 60s poster. She can easily outshine today's wanna-bes. Ann-Margret, for another. A large number of the Bond Girls, as well. Women that could melt your socks, wearing a choir-robe.

Another "old dame," the fiery and eternally-gorgeous Joan Collins, is presently in a battle with Jennifer Anniston, whom Collins called "cute," but not glamorous. Collins says that only Angelina Jolie qualifies. Anniston's fans fecklessly took that as an insult.

In the 1920s there was the silent-screen beauties like Norma Talmadge, and the early talkies stars like Jean Harlow, but it wasn't until the 1940s when the true Hollywood beauties showed up that no "star" today can truly compete with. The hard truth of it is, people might buy the underwear, but people don't go getting themselves physically altered to look like a Victoria's Secret model. Jessica whoeversheis is not that kind of sex bomb.

I like Jolie's films but wouldn't call her glamorous. Collins is wrong. Today in our homogenized lookalike world, Glamour caught the last bus out. Her generation is on it.

taxed

Quote from: quiller on October 17, 2010, 10:00:43 PM
You clearly don't recall Raquel Welch in her skivvies, in that iconic 60s poster. She can easily outshine today's wanna-bes. Ann-Margret, for another. A large number of the Bond Girls, as well. Women that could melt your socks, wearing a choir-robe.

Another "old dame," the fiery and eternally-gorgeous Joan Collins, is presently in a battle with Jennifer Anniston, whom Collins called "cute," but not glamorous. Collins says that only Angelina Jolie qualifies. Anniston's fans fecklessly took that as an insult.

In the 1920s there was the silent-screen beauties like Norma Talmadge, and the early talkies stars like Jean Harlow, but it wasn't until the 1940s when the true Hollywood beauties showed up that no "star" today can truly compete with. The hard truth of it is, people might buy the underwear, but people don't go getting themselves physically altered to look like a Victoria's Secret model. Jessica whoeversheis is not that kind of sex bomb.

I like Jolie's films but wouldn't call her glamorous. Collins is wrong. Today in our homogenized lookalike world, Glamour caught the last bus out. Her generation is on it.

Don't get me wrong, there were some hotties back in the day....
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quiller

I've seen one Oscars show from front to back and never went back, after seeing the stunt-dressing and other gimmickry which substitutes for sheer star power. We don't have Glamour, but we do have Gorgeous, and Sexy, and all the other facial/personality types. Glamour is special. It is dying out.

Shooterman

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BILLY Defiant

Too much Botox and plastic surgery nowadays.

Anybody remember Natalie Wood? Mary Tyler Moore?

Two of my adolencent fantasy favorites.



Billy
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Shooterman

Two of the classic beauties of all time.


Rita Hayworth



Cyd Charrisse
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Solars Toy

Quote from: Shooterman on October 18, 2010, 07:52:02 PM
Two of the classic beauties of all time.


Rita Hayworth



Cyd Charrisse

Gotta love those legs....  I use to watch her dance and wished to grow up dancing like that.  Found it's not the same on a 5 foot frame with short legs.... :) :)
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Cryptic Bert

Quote from: Shooterman on October 18, 2010, 05:11:11 AM
Sophia at 75



Can we add Ann Margret and Angie Dickinson to that list?