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General Category => Political Discussion and Debate => Topic started by: Solar on November 10, 2014, 07:52:14 AM

Title: Proof Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder Caused By A Virus
Post by: Solar on November 10, 2014, 07:52:14 AM
I kid you not. Where do most liberals live? Along the coastlines, correct? And where do you usually find abundant sources of algae?
Now read, you'll get my point. :biggrin:


Virus that 'makes humans more stupid' discovered

A virus that infects human brains and makes us more stupid has been discovered, according to scientists in the US.

The algae virus, never before observed in healthy people, was found to affect cognitive functions including visual processing and spatial awareness.

Scientists at Johns Hopkins Medical School and the University of Nebraska stumbled upon the discovery when they were undertaking an unrelated study into throat microbes.

Surprisingly, the researchers found DNA in the throats of healthy individuals that matched the DNA of a virus known to infect green algae.

Dr Robert Yolken, a virologist who led the original study, said: "This is a striking example showing that the 'innocuous' microorganisms we carry can affect behavior and cognition.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/virus-that-makes-humans-more-stupid-discovered-9849920.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/virus-that-makes-humans-more-stupid-discovered-9849920.html)
Title: Re: Proof Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder Caused By A Virus
Post by: quiller on November 10, 2014, 09:24:09 AM
Take no chances. Throw the creatures back into the Black Lagoon.
Title: Re: Proof Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder Caused By A Virus
Post by: AndyJackson on November 10, 2014, 10:37:01 AM
It will be funny if they find a massive concentration in CA, OR, WA, NY, DC, CT, NH, etc.
Title: Re: Proof Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder Caused By A Virus
Post by: TboneAgain on November 10, 2014, 10:43:13 AM
Quote from: quiller on November 10, 2014, 09:24:09 AM
Take no chances. Throw the creatures back into the Black Lagoon.

This is the best argument I've ever seen for warming the globe so the oceans rise a bit. The ones that don't drown would be so busy packing and heading for the hills, they wouldn't have time to piss everybody off, at least for a while.
Title: Re: Proof Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder Caused By A Virus
Post by: quiller on November 10, 2014, 11:06:23 AM
Quote from: TboneAgain on November 10, 2014, 10:43:13 AM
This is the best argument I've ever seen for warming the globe so the oceans rise a bit. The ones that don't drown would be so busy packing and heading for the hills, they wouldn't have time to piss everybody off, at least for a while.

They who control the water control a people. Dump a reservoir or two with this stuff in LA and NYC. See how it goes.