You just know...  this is exactly what I'd do.  Or say something even more gross, like a corn-cob enema daily...  just to mess with this dumb millennials who keep pop-up ads, about their version of what real feels like - but never loved a real woman, as a real man could.   "yeah, man, I'm 100... you need to shove this up your butt daily!"

A little Easter humor....  Toy

Still... one of the best, Bad Fellas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn7xMuY1ePg&t=101s

Nauseatingly... True.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj9uA5rkG6c