1.    You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

You may be a Muslim

 

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.   

     You may be a Muslim

 

3. You have more wives than teeth.   

     You may be a Muslim

 

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.   

     You may be a Muslim

 

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.   

     You may be a Muslim

 

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

     You may be a Muslim

 

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.   

     You may be a Muslim

 

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.   

     You may be a Muslim

 

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.   

     You may be a Muslim

 

10. Your cousin is president of the United States ..   

       You may be a Muslim

 

hahahahaha

Quote from: taxed on February 17, 2011, 11:17:17 AM
hahahahaha

10 is my favorite. ;D

10. Your cousin is president of the United States ..   

       You may be a Muslim

 

Okay number 5 and number 9 are my favorites... 8) 8) 8)

I don't think Solar could handle 4 wives.... ;D ;D

They are all twisted with at least a hint of truth to each. Hence, I can not pick a fav.

However, I laughed at least 3 or 4 times.

You might be a Muslim if you use your wife as a foot stool...

Haha haha haha!!

Quote from: Solars Toy on February 17, 2011, 02:25:21 PM
Okay number 5 and number 9 are my favorites... 8) 8) 8)

I don't think Solar could handle 4 wives.... ;D ;D

LOL, and with my luck, they would all be on the same 28 day cycle. :o
No Thanks!!

Quote from: U_Kay on February 17, 2011, 05:35:12 PM
They are all twisted with at least a hint of truth to each. Hence, I can not pick a fav.

However, I laughed at least 3 or 4 times.

I agree, 4 is a perfect example of stupidity. :D :D :D

Quote from: Wallington Minge on February 17, 2011, 05:43:01 PM
You might be a Muslim if you use your wife as a foot stool...

...if your daughter gets raped, and instead of beating the guy's ass that raped her, you beat your daughter's...

Quote from: taxed on February 17, 2011, 06:10:25 PM
...if your daughter gets raped, and instead of beating the guy's ass that raped her, you beat your daughter's...

OWWW!!! ;D
That is sooo true, and sad at the same time, yet in context, funny as hell. :-X

Quote from: Solar on February 17, 2011, 06:12:17 PM
OWWW!!! ;D
That is sooo true, and sad at the same time, yet in context, funny as hell. :-X

such peaceful people...

Quote from: taxed on February 17, 2011, 06:10:25 PM
...if your daughter gets raped, and instead of beating the guy's ass that raped her, you beat your daughter's...

:)) :))

Twisted again and I guarantee you they do that!!

2 and 3, for me.  ;D

I like number 4 and number 10 but ALL of them are good.!    :)) :))