Is there REALLY a national clown shortage?

Started by quiller, February 19, 2014, 08:47:36 AM

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quiller

February 19, 2014, 08:47:36 AM
They did forget Democrats....

QuoteSend in the clowns — please!

As the "Greatest Show on Earth" returns to Brooklyn Thursday, circus folk fear a national clown shortage is on the horizon.

Membership at the country's largest trade organizations for the jokesters has plunged over the past decade as declining interest, old age and higher standards among employers align against Krusty, Bozo and their crimson-nosed colleagues.

"What's happening is attrition," said Clowns of America International President Glen Kohlberger, who added that membership at the Florida-based organization has plummeted since 2006. "The older clowns are passing away."

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/exclusive-national-clown-shortage-approaching-article-1.1616801

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February 19, 2014, 09:30:14 AM
They are all employed as elected D & R congress people.

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quiller

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February 19, 2014, 09:52:18 AM

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February 19, 2014, 12:14:21 PM
"He was born with the gift of laughter and the sense that the world was mad."

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February 19, 2014, 12:35:04 PM
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February 19, 2014, 02:35:36 PM
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#6
February 19, 2014, 05:07:05 PM
every time Joe "Bozo' Biden opens his mouth the circus can be considered " in town"
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WHEN A WRONG IS UNAVENGED THE HEAVENS LOOK DOWN ON US IN SHAME

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February 19, 2014, 05:33:04 PM
Warning, don't let your kids see this, they'll never sleep again....

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