Stockman bill allows taxpayers to use same lame excuses as IRS

Started by Bronx, June 20, 2014, 01:02:57 PM

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Bronx

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Stockman bill allows taxpayers to use same lame excuses as IRS

Under Stockman's bill, "The Dog Ate My Tax Receipts Act," taxpayers who do not provide documents requested by the IRS can claim one of the following reasons:

1.         The dog ate my tax receipts
2.         Convenient, unexplained, miscellaneous computer malfunction
3.         Traded documents for five terrorists
4.         Burned for warmth while lost in the Yukon
5.         Left on table in Hillary's Book Room
6.         Received water damage in the trunk of Ted Kennedy's car
7.         Forgot in gun case sold to Mexican drug lords
8.         Forced to recycle by municipal Green Czar
9.         Was short on toilet paper while camping
10.       At this point, what difference does it make?

http://stockman.house.gov/media-center/press-releases/stockman-bill-allows-taxpayers-to-use-same-lame-excuses-as-irs
People sleep peacefully at night because there are a few tough men prepared to do violence on their behalf.

A foolish man complains about his torn pockets.

A wise man uses it to scratch his balls.

walkstall

Quote from: Bronx on June 20, 2014, 01:02:57 PM
............................................................ :thumbsup:

Stockman bill allows taxpayers to use same lame excuses as IRS

Under Stockman's bill, "The Dog Ate My Tax Receipts Act," taxpayers who do not provide documents requested by the IRS can claim one of the following reasons:

1.         The dog ate my tax receipts
2.         Convenient, unexplained, miscellaneous computer malfunction
3.         Traded documents for five terrorists
4.         Burned for warmth while lost in the Yukon
5.         Left on table in Hillary's Book Room
6.         Received water damage in the trunk of Ted Kennedy's car
7.         Forgot in gun case sold to Mexican drug lords
8.         Forced to recycle by municipal Green Czar
9.         Was short on toilet paper while camping
10.       At this point, what difference does it make?

http://stockman.house.gov/media-center/press-releases/stockman-bill-allows-taxpayers-to-use-same-lame-excuses-as-irs


:thumbsup:  I have dibs on number 10.   :lol:
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kit saginaw

Watching most of CSPAN's coverage of the IRS Chief's testimony, this bill's intentions better be a lot more vehemently serious.  That agency needs to be traumatically wreckingballed.

Bronx

Quote from: kit saginaw on June 20, 2014, 03:32:53 PM
Watching most of CSPAN's coverage of the IRS Chief's testimony, this bill's intentions better be a lot more vehemently serious.  That agency needs to be traumatically wreckingballed.

It's a very serious situation and not to make light of it but you have to admit when that democrat asked the IRS commissioner if he was the one who lost Obama's birth certificate I about rolled off of my chair.
People sleep peacefully at night because there are a few tough men prepared to do violence on their behalf.

A foolish man complains about his torn pockets.

A wise man uses it to scratch his balls.

Harry

Quote from: kit saginaw on June 20, 2014, 03:32:53 PM
Watching most of CSPAN's coverage of the IRS Chief's testimony, this bill's intentions better be a lot more vehemently serious.  That agency needs to be traumatically wreckingballed.

The IRS needs to be completely dismantled.

Ek Ehecatl

Quote from: Harry on June 20, 2014, 04:37:54 PM
The IRS needs to be completely dismantled.


Repeal the 16th Amendment. That was the start of this 100 year "Progressive" war against Life Liberty and Property.
The USA is fast becoming "The Land of the Fleeced and the home of de-praved"....
God save the Republic!!
Ek

Harry

Quote from: Ek Ehecatl on June 20, 2014, 04:56:18 PM

Repeal the 16th Amendment. That was the start of this 100 year "Progressive" war against Life Liberty and Property.

I'm right there with ya. If we have to have a tax, FAIR is the way to go.

http://www.fairtax.org/site/PageServer