Wanna bet the moment he hit the limo, he snorted a few lines?

                     

Hunter Biden Must Look for a Job, Not Use Controlled Substances, and Consume No Alcohol

Judge Maryellen Noreika told Hunter Biden he must do the following to stay out of jail as part on an ongoing investigation:

1) NOT possess a firearm
2) NOT use or possess any controlled substances (including marijuana) unless prescribed
3) Submit to full federal supervision
4) NO use of alcohol AT ALL
5) Seek active employment
6) Submit to testing for prohibited substances
7) Participate in substance abuse therapy

Hunter was prepared to plead guilty to tax evasion charges and a felony gun charge.

The sweetheart plea deal between Hunter and the prosecutors fell apart when it came to light that the defense demanded it protects Hunter from any future prosecution:

But the plea deal collapsed during a court hearing after Judge Noreika raised concerns about the terms of the agreement and her role in the proceedings.

The plan also included an agreement on a separate gun charge — Hunter Biden has been accused of possessing a firearm in 2018 as a drug user. As long as he adhered to the terms of his agreement, the gun case was to be wiped from his record. Otherwise, the felony charge carries 10 years in prison.

The overlapping agreements created confusion for the judge, who said the lawyers needed to untangle technical issues — including over her role in enforcing the gun agreement — before moving forward.

https://legalinsurrection.com/2023/07/hunter-biden-must-look-for-a-job-not-use-controlled-substances-and-consume-no-alcohol/

Not a chance in hell he stops doing drugs.

I wonder if Pence realizes that Hunter stands a better chance at winning the Democrat primary than Pence does at winning the republican?       

Quote from: Possum on July 27, 2023, 05:27:05 AMI wonder if Pence realizes that Hunter stands a better chance at winning the Democrat primary than Pence does at winning the republican?       

They both share the same moral ideals.

Quote from: Solar on July 27, 2023, 05:06:40 AM1) NOT possess a firearm
2) NOT use or possess any controlled substances (including marijuana) unless prescribed
3) Submit to full federal supervision
4) NO use of alcohol AT ALL
5) Seek active employment
6) Submit to testing for prohibited substances
7) Participate in substance abuse therapy

Some commentators have said that Number 5 is a show stopper for Hunter,
because he's never held a real job in his whole life.

I expect that Hunter will check box #5 very easily.
Some lobbying firm (or law firm, or consulting firm,
or some other beltway bandit organization)
will grant him a "job"
to which he won't even have to show up for regularly.