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General Category => Political Discussion and Debate => Topic started by: Hoofer on March 31, 2021, 12:25:49 PM

Title: Biden dog a MAJOR problem
Post by: Hoofer on March 31, 2021, 12:25:49 PM
https://nypost.com/2021/03/31/president-bidens-dog-reportedly-poops-on-white-house-floor/

First this untrained dog bites people... now he's crapping in the hallways?
Major is a "rescue dog" ... in human terms, like "Occupy Wall Street Whitehouse?

"One of President Biden's German shepherds treated the White House like an outhouse Wednesday, rudely answering nature's call in a hallway, according to a pool reporter.

"As pool gathered to load in the vans on the South Lawn driveway, Champ and Major were spotted in the hallway outside the Palm Room doors in front of the Diplomatic Room," noted the journalist in a 10:27 a.m. dispatch as she awaited the departure of First Lady Jill Biden. "There was dog poo on the floor. It's unclear which dog was responsible for it."

The crappy situation unfolded one day after it was reported that Major, the White House's first rescue dog, was involved in a second biting incident this month.

Major reportedly nipped a National Park Service employee on the White House South Lawn Monday afternoon, with the worker heading to a hospital as a precautionary measure."

:cursing: Why's that hallway smell like one of Joe's Depends...?
Title: Re: Biden dog a MAJOR problem
Post by: Possum on March 31, 2021, 01:32:11 PM
Quote from: Hoofer on March 31, 2021, 12:25:49 PM
https://nypost.com/2021/03/31/president-bidens-dog-reportedly-poops-on-white-house-floor/

First this untrained dog bites people... now he's crapping in the hallways?
Major is a "rescue dog" ... in human terms, like "Occupy Wall Street Whitehouse?

"One of President Biden's German shepherds treated the White House like an outhouse Wednesday, rudely answering nature's call in a hallway, according to a pool reporter.

"As pool gathered to load in the vans on the South Lawn driveway, Champ and Major were spotted in the hallway outside the Palm Room doors in front of the Diplomatic Room," noted the journalist in a 10:27 a.m. dispatch as she awaited the departure of First Lady Jill Biden. "There was dog poo on the floor. It's unclear which dog was responsible for it."

The crappy situation unfolded one day after it was reported that Major, the White House's first rescue dog, was involved in a second biting incident this month.

Major reportedly nipped a National Park Service employee on the White House South Lawn Monday afternoon, with the worker heading to a hospital as a precautionary measure."

:cursing: Why's that hallway smell like one of Joe's Depends...?
Does anyone know where biden was at the time? Might not be the dogs.
Title: Re: Biden dog a MAJOR problem
Post by: TD on March 31, 2021, 01:55:31 PM
does the dog live and sleep inside all the time? That's the problem. Get it outside!
Title: Re: Biden dog a MAJOR problem
Post by: Billy's bayonet on March 31, 2021, 03:36:27 PM
The dog needs to get the same diapers The usurper obvioulsy wears
Title: Re: Biden dog a MAJOR problem
Post by: Mimsy on March 31, 2021, 03:36:57 PM
Even Biden's dogs are shitty.
Title: Re: Biden dog a MAJOR problem
Post by: walkstall on March 31, 2021, 03:49:30 PM
Quote from: TD on March 31, 2021, 01:55:31 PM
does the dog live and sleep inside all the time? That's the problem. Get it outside!

Why so dog can bite people?
Title: Re: Biden dog a MAJOR problem
Post by: Solar on March 31, 2021, 03:53:25 PM
Should say: Biden and dog a MAJOR problem... :biggrin:
Title: Re: Biden dog a MAJOR problem
Post by: walkstall on March 31, 2021, 03:57:52 PM
Quote from: Solar on March 31, 2021, 03:53:25 PM
Should say: Biden and dog a MAJOR problem... :biggrin:

biden should ask someone that is handling him, to take care of the dogs also. 
Title: Re: Biden dog a MAJOR problem
Post by: Possum on March 31, 2021, 04:07:25 PM
Quote from: walkstall on March 31, 2021, 03:57:52 PM
biden should ask someone that is handling him, to take care of the dogs also.
:thumbup: Kill two birds at once, take the dogs out for a walk to do their business at the same time they take biden out to do his.
Title: Re: Biden dog a MAJOR problem
Post by: TD on March 31, 2021, 04:59:39 PM
Quote from: walkstall on March 31, 2021, 03:49:30 PM
Why so dog can bite people?
poop outside
Title: Re: Biden dog a MAJOR problem
Post by: Bluepig on March 31, 2021, 05:35:42 PM
Like 'president,' like dog? The current president usurper shits all over America, can you blame the dog if it things shitting in the White House is O.K.? Maybe Biden is reading this from his cue cards? "Do as I say, not as I poo!"
Title: Re: Biden dog a MAJOR problem
Post by: Bluepig on March 31, 2021, 06:33:15 PM
Sorry, 16 hour day. If it THINKS...
Title: Re: Biden dog a MAJOR problem
Post by: Bronx on April 01, 2021, 06:12:02 AM
Quote from: Bluepig on March 31, 2021, 05:35:42 PM
Like 'president,' like dog? The current president usurper shits all over America, can you blame the dog if it things shitting in the White House is O.K.? Maybe Biden is reading this from his cue cards? "Do as I say, not as I poo!"

Oh great... Joe Biden shits on America and Major shits in the White House.
Title: Re: Biden dog a MAJOR problem
Post by: BayouCountry on April 01, 2021, 10:05:30 AM
I'm guessing the secret service is spending most their time babysitting senile Joe and taking care of his doggie.  I can only guess how humiliating it is to work in the White House.
Title: Re: Biden dog a MAJOR problem
Post by: Thomas4Vezina on April 01, 2021, 11:39:57 AM
The dog is a microcosm of the Biden admin.
Title: Re: Biden dog a MAJOR problem
Post by: Hoofer on April 01, 2021, 11:55:52 AM
Nah.... couldn't be Major Biden on the WH lawn... could it...?

(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/04ede775f4f4d6b25548c2f70f41888f3ddd722a6bddc34e303e9bde7a8d1b32.jpg?w=600&h=353)
Title: Re: Biden dog a MAJOR problem
Post by: Solar on April 01, 2021, 12:27:02 PM
Quote from: Hoofer on April 01, 2021, 11:55:52 AM
Nah.... couldn't be Major Biden on the WH lawn... could it...?

(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/04ede775f4f4d6b25548c2f70f41888f3ddd722a6bddc34e303e9bde7a8d1b32.jpg?w=600&h=353)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I had a Shepard decades ago that would pee on command. Sitting on on the beach watching this drunk fatass dickhead harass every chick that walked by while he sat there eating out of a jumbo bag of chips and suckin beers.
The three girls sitting with me were fuming, so when he got up to hit the head, I said "Bear, go pee". So he walks around for a moment, I point at the chair and said Pee.

That was all it took, he literally peed right in the guys chips. Yep, he came right back, popped another beer and proceeded to munch away.
One of the girls laughed so hard she peed herself, had to jump in the lake.

Just pissin away the day at the beach... :biggrin: