Biden dog a MAJOR problem

Started by Hoofer, March 31, 2021, 12:25:49 PM

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Hoofer

https://nypost.com/2021/03/31/president-bidens-dog-reportedly-poops-on-white-house-floor/

First this untrained dog bites people... now he's crapping in the hallways?
Major is a "rescue dog" ... in human terms, like "Occupy Wall Street Whitehouse?

"One of President Biden's German shepherds treated the White House like an outhouse Wednesday, rudely answering nature's call in a hallway, according to a pool reporter.

"As pool gathered to load in the vans on the South Lawn driveway, Champ and Major were spotted in the hallway outside the Palm Room doors in front of the Diplomatic Room," noted the journalist in a 10:27 a.m. dispatch as she awaited the departure of First Lady Jill Biden. "There was dog poo on the floor. It's unclear which dog was responsible for it."

The crappy situation unfolded one day after it was reported that Major, the White House's first rescue dog, was involved in a second biting incident this month.

Major reportedly nipped a National Park Service employee on the White House South Lawn Monday afternoon, with the worker heading to a hospital as a precautionary measure."

:cursing: Why's that hallway smell like one of Joe's Depends...?
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Possum

Quote from: Hoofer on March 31, 2021, 12:25:49 PM
https://nypost.com/2021/03/31/president-bidens-dog-reportedly-poops-on-white-house-floor/

First this untrained dog bites people... now he's crapping in the hallways?
Major is a "rescue dog" ... in human terms, like "Occupy Wall Street Whitehouse?

"One of President Biden's German shepherds treated the White House like an outhouse Wednesday, rudely answering nature's call in a hallway, according to a pool reporter.

"As pool gathered to load in the vans on the South Lawn driveway, Champ and Major were spotted in the hallway outside the Palm Room doors in front of the Diplomatic Room," noted the journalist in a 10:27 a.m. dispatch as she awaited the departure of First Lady Jill Biden. "There was dog poo on the floor. It's unclear which dog was responsible for it."

The crappy situation unfolded one day after it was reported that Major, the White House's first rescue dog, was involved in a second biting incident this month.

Major reportedly nipped a National Park Service employee on the White House South Lawn Monday afternoon, with the worker heading to a hospital as a precautionary measure."

:cursing: Why's that hallway smell like one of Joe's Depends...?
Does anyone know where biden was at the time? Might not be the dogs.

TD

does the dog live and sleep inside all the time? That's the problem. Get it outside!
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The dog needs to get the same diapers The usurper obvioulsy wears
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walkstall

Quote from: TD on March 31, 2021, 01:55:31 PM
does the dog live and sleep inside all the time? That's the problem. Get it outside!

Why so dog can bite people?
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Solar

Should say: Biden and dog a MAJOR problem... :biggrin:
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walkstall

Quote from: Solar on March 31, 2021, 03:53:25 PM
Should say: Biden and dog a MAJOR problem... :biggrin:

biden should ask someone that is handling him, to take care of the dogs also. 
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Possum

Quote from: walkstall on March 31, 2021, 03:57:52 PM
biden should ask someone that is handling him, to take care of the dogs also.
:thumbup: Kill two birds at once, take the dogs out for a walk to do their business at the same time they take biden out to do his.

TD

2020=1860
2021=1861

Bluepig

Like 'president,' like dog? The current president usurper shits all over America, can you blame the dog if it things shitting in the White House is O.K.? Maybe Biden is reading this from his cue cards? "Do as I say, not as I poo!"

Bluepig

Sorry, 16 hour day. If it THINKS...

Bronx

Quote from: Bluepig on March 31, 2021, 05:35:42 PM
Like 'president,' like dog? The current president usurper shits all over America, can you blame the dog if it things shitting in the White House is O.K.? Maybe Biden is reading this from his cue cards? "Do as I say, not as I poo!"

Oh great... Joe Biden shits on America and Major shits in the White House.
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BayouCountry

I'm guessing the secret service is spending most their time babysitting senile Joe and taking care of his doggie.  I can only guess how humiliating it is to work in the White House.

Thomas4Vezina

The dog is a microcosm of the Biden admin.