Global Warming causes Earthquakes

JustinCase · July 05, 2019, 10:36:50 PM

Earthquake in Southern California. Very Serious, please do not make light of the loss of life. But as you know, earthquakes are caused by man-made Global Climate Change. Apparently, the increased pressure the super-heated atmosphere exerts on the tectonic plates results in earthquakes. I know its early in the news cycle, but by Wednesday, Climate Change will worm its way into the story. Lester Holt will assure you.

Give up your pickup trucks. Your cow farts are to blame. I'm sure your guns have something to do with it too.

California is going to sink into the Pacific....

Rick · July 05, 2019, 11:00:44 PM

Sun spots. Sorry old son, but it is the lack of sun spots, No sun spots means the sun's magnetic field has contracted/weakened, and the earth is expanding. Hey, it is spinning and centrifugal force makes it bigger.

It could happen.

walkstall · July 06, 2019, 06:32:45 AM

Quote from: JustinCase on July 05, 2019, 10:36:50 PM
Earthquake in Southern California. Very Serious, please do not make light of the loss of life. But as you know, earthquakes are caused by man-made Global Climate Change. Apparently, the increased pressure the super-heated atmosphere exerts on the tectonic plates results in earthquakes. I know its early in the news cycle, but by Wednesday, Climate Change will worm its way into the story. Lester Holt will assure you.

Give up your pickup trucks. Your cow farts are to blame. I'm sure your guns have something to do with it too.

California is going to sink into the Pacific....

QuoteBut as you know, earthquakes are caused by man-made Global Climate Change.

No I don't know.

So tell me. When the little Ice Age between 1645 and 1715 AD, did all earthquakes stop as the sunspots was very low?

Solar · July 06, 2019, 07:00:38 AM

Quote from: JustinCase on July 05, 2019, 10:36:50 PM
Earthquake in Southern California. Very Serious, please do not make light of the loss of life. But as you know, earthquakes are caused by man-made Global Climate Change. Apparently, the increased pressure the super-heated atmosphere exerts on the tectonic plates results in earthquakes. I know its early in the news cycle, but by Wednesday, Climate Change will worm its way into the story. Lester Holt will assure you.

Give up your pickup trucks. Your cow farts are to blame. I'm sure your guns have something to do with it too.

California is going to sink into the Pacific....

I actually have a Co2 machine that pumps out gas 24/7 365 in hopes of splitting the State. I have friends that live down south who support my endeavors. I keep them abreast of potential effects, so they knew this one was coming. Also I have contact with the Dimocrat party spiritual adviser who can read the vibes of Conservatives and the concerted and our negative thoughts, (she's a GOP plant), so this only amplifies and exacerbates the impact and damage of these earthquakes, and all of this is funded by the Trump administration.
MAGA, destroying liberal hubs one quake at a time.

Oddly enough I never felt a thing, but they did in Sac. below me.

Rick · July 06, 2019, 07:27:47 AM

Well it is one hell of a false flag. Note all the earth quakes are on Navel weapons station China Lake.

WalksTall you have it backwards. Less sun spots equals colder. Look to the Murrarder Minimums.

walkstall · July 06, 2019, 07:53:01 AM

Quote from: Rick on July 06, 2019, 07:27:47 AM
Well it is one hell of a false flag. Note all the earth quakes are on Navel weapons station China Lake.

WalksTall you have it backwards. Less sun spots equals colder. Look to the Murrarder Minimums.

Is that not what I said?

Solar · July 06, 2019, 08:38:20 AM

Quote from: Rick on July 06, 2019, 07:27:47 AM
Well it is one hell of a false flag. Note all the earth quakes are on Navel weapons station China Lake.

WalksTall you have it backwards. Less sun spots equals colder. Look to the Murrarder Minimums.

Rick, you do know this thread is pure sarcasm, Right? GW has zero effect on earthquakes.
Oh, and that's Maunder, not Murrarder. 😉

Rick · July 06, 2019, 09:16:33 AM

Yes

But, don't get me started on cosmic rays or pole flipping.

Solar · July 06, 2019, 09:50:54 AM

Quote from: Rick on July 06, 2019, 09:16:33 AM
Yes

But, don't get me started on cosmic rays or pole flipping.

You have to remember, the left is stupid, even their so called leadership thought Guam would flip because of too many service members on one side of the island.

Rick · July 06, 2019, 09:56:49 AM

Aliens

Aliens are destroying their secret base and leaving, because of Trump.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1147291123213393921.html