OMG! On Verge Of Tears, Reads 2016 ‘Victory Speech’

Started by Solar, December 08, 2021, 11:22:51 AM

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Quote from: TboneAgain on December 13, 2021, 12:00:05 AMI read somewhere that crocodiles actually do shed blobs of liquid while attacking their victims. But the explanation I read was that the "tears" are actually excretions of saliva-like acids that help "soften" what will quickly be the croc's next meal.

And every word of what I just wrote fits Hillary right down to the ground.
Probably a mix of Adrenochrome and digestive fluids. That bitch is pure evil!
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Quote from: Mimsy on December 14, 2021, 12:33:23 PMWhen will that hag disappear? :glare:

Mrs. Tbone is forever admiring the way I make all the household trash disappear without paying some garbage truck driver to pick it up. The "crap gas" I drain out of old chainsaws and such is mighty handy for starting hot fires. The chunks of the legendary hedge apple trees that ring my property get thrown in to raise the temperature. Many is the time I've seen the belly of my steel burn barrel glow red.

What was it you said you wanted to disappear?
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Quote from: TboneAgain on December 14, 2021, 05:05:15 PMMrs. Tbone is forever admiring the way I make all the household trash disappear without paying some garbage truck driver to pick it up. The "crap gas" I drain out of old chainsaws and such is mighty handy for starting hot fires. The chunks of the legendary hedge apple trees that ring my property get thrown in to raise the temperature. Many is the time I've seen the belly of my steel burn barrel glow red.

If someone ever comes up with a commercial use for hedge apples,
they'll become a billionaire!
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WY  Liz Cheney      SC 7  Tom Rice             WA 4  Dan Newhouse    IL 16  Adam Kinzinger    OH 16  Anthony Gonzalez
MI 6  Fred Upton    WA 3  Jaime Herrera Beutler    MI 3  Peter Meijer       NY 24  John Katko       CA 21  David Valadao

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Quote from: je_freedom on December 15, 2021, 02:26:52 PMIf someone ever comes up with a commercial use for hedge apples,
they'll become a billionaire!

I've been told that they should be placed in crawl spaces and basements because they repel spiders. I don't know that for a fact, and can't explain it or vouch for it. A fellow who got into the crawl space under my house to check out the ductwork reported finding a number of dried hedge apples down there. (Not my doing.)

I've seen them made into various Halloween decorations. Along with friends and family, I've used them as targets when shooting various firearms. I've offered to give them away just about every fall, but never had any takers.
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people. -- Tenth Amendment to the US Constitution

Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; IT IS FORCE. -- George Washington

Mimsy

Quote from: TboneAgain on December 14, 2021, 05:05:15 PMMrs. Tbone is forever admiring the way I make all the household trash disappear without paying some garbage truck driver to pick it up. The "crap gas" I drain out of old chainsaws and such is mighty handy for starting hot fires. The chunks of the legendary hedge apple trees that ring my property get thrown in to raise the temperature. Many is the time I've seen the belly of my steel burn barrel glow red.

What was it you said you wanted to disappear?

Awesome!  :lol:

Solar

Quote from: TboneAgain on December 15, 2021, 08:40:28 PMI've been told that they should be placed in crawl spaces and basements because they repel spiders. I don't know that for a fact, and can't explain it or vouch for it. A fellow who got into the crawl space under my house to check out the ductwork reported finding a number of dried hedge apples down there. (Not my doing.)

I've seen them made into various Halloween decorations. Along with friends and family, I've used them as targets when shooting various firearms. I've offered to give them away just about every fall, but never had any takers.
Before Toy, I never had trash. Really, if it didn't burn, it rusted within two years.
Yes, I'd burn cans and there'd be no evidence they ever existed later as they rusted quickly, even old motor oil served a purpose in preserving firewood years down the road.
Or if you just needed a quick fire starter for burning piles of trees and brush, a cup of diesel added to a gallon of oil and you had a hot fire.

NOW? I can't believe the crap that accumulates now that we have garbage service. :lol:
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Quote from: ldub23 on December 09, 2021, 11:21:54 AMI would think that  unlikely. Not sure if AOC is  old enough but she  will be  old enough in 2024 to run for  president.

I think AOC has made too many enemies in the dem party to move forward much.
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Solar

Quote from: T Hunt on December 18, 2021, 07:25:47 AMI think AOC has made too many enemies in the dem party to move forward much.
He's High! He hasn't a clue what a huge majority of Americans think.
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Quote from: Solar on December 08, 2021, 11:22:51 AM:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

I never ever thought in my wildest dreams would I ever see crocodile tears from a real life crocodile. :lol:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1468573299772952579
This is becoming one of my favorite videos to watch. I get a kick out of it every time.

Solar

Quote from: Possum on December 18, 2021, 08:07:45 AMThis is becoming one of my favorite videos to watch. I get a kick out of it every time.
She went to the Jesse Smollet drama school. :biggrin:
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Quote from: Solar on December 18, 2021, 06:36:54 AMBefore Toy, I never had trash. Really, if it didn't burn, it rusted within two years.
Yes, I'd burn cans and there'd be no evidence they ever existed later as they rusted quickly, even old motor oil served a purpose in preserving firewood years down the road.
Or if you just needed a quick fire starter for burning piles of trees and brush, a cup of diesel added to a gallon of oil and you had a hot fire.

NOW? I can't believe the crap that accumulates now that we have garbage service. :lol:
Speaking of crap accumulating....

I remember when it was just me and the cat here, when a big twelve-pack of the jumbo rolls of TP would do us for a year. (That cat was SO undemanding!) These days that same quantity of bathroom tissue lasts much less than a month. Mrs. Tbone had me convinced it was because the cat got run over by a truck, but now I'm not so sure....
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people. -- Tenth Amendment to the US Constitution

Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; IT IS FORCE. -- George Washington

Solar

Quote from: TboneAgain on December 19, 2021, 04:36:26 PMSpeaking of crap accumulating....

I remember when it was just me and the cat here, when a big twelve-pack of the jumbo rolls of TP would do us for a year. (That cat was SO undemanding!) These days that same quantity of bathroom tissue lasts much less than a month. Mrs. Tbone had me convinced it was because the cat got run over by a truck, but now I'm not so sure....
:biggrin:
I honestly have no clue how much we go through, but It's like we order 3 of the 84 count mega box of TP and it seems like we're ordering the same amount the following year.
When I lived alone, one box would have lasted me whole decade. But in all fairness, I'd use miners wipe all summer long while mining.
Softest TP you'll ever use, and it only requires one leaf, usually about 4"x8" long.
Man, did I ever save on buying TP. :biggrin:

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Quote from: Possum on December 18, 2021, 08:07:45 AMThis is becoming one of my favorite videos to watch. I get a kick out of it every time.

I don't think I could tolerate seeing Hil-LIAR-y's face for that long.
Hedge apples are better looking!
Here are the 10 RINOs who voted to impeach Trump on Jan. 13, 2021 - NEVER forget!
WY  Liz Cheney      SC 7  Tom Rice             WA 4  Dan Newhouse    IL 16  Adam Kinzinger    OH 16  Anthony Gonzalez
MI 6  Fred Upton    WA 3  Jaime Herrera Beutler    MI 3  Peter Meijer       NY 24  John Katko       CA 21  David Valadao