Free stuff

[walkstall]

Was in town shopping last Friday.   Grab a sanitizer to do my shopping cart and hands.   A lady said great you the first person to do that, that I know of.   I just don't understand why more people will not do that.   She said it FREE I just don't understand.  I said your a democrat right?  She said yes how did you know?  I looked her in the eyes and said, you said the magic word FREE.   

[TboneAgain]

Was in town shopping last Friday.   Grab a sanitizer to do my shopping cart and hands.   A lady said great you the first person to do that, that I know of.   I just don't understand why more people will not do that.   She said it FREE I just don't understand.  I said your a democrat right?  She said yes how did you know?  I looked her in the eyes and said, you said the magic word FREE.   

Oh my Lord. Now we need sanitizer to insulate ourselves from the rampant contagions lurking on the handles of shopping carts?

Free? Sure it is. Just tack on a penny or two to everybody's checkout total, and it's paid for free.

Unless I happen to be offered a shopping cart by a dying leper whose skin is sloughing off zombie-style and hanging from the cart handle in steaming gobs, I think I'll be OK without the "free" hand sanitizer.

[walkstall]

Oh my Lord. Now we need sanitizer to insulate ourselves from the rampant contagions lurking on the handles of shopping carts?

Free? Sure it is. Just tack on a penny or two to everybody's checkout total, and it's paid for free.

Unless I happen to be offered a shopping cart by a dying leper whose skin is sloughing off zombie-style and hanging from the cart handle in steaming gobs, I think I'll be OK without the "free" hand sanitizer.

IF you had your hands where I had my hands, you would use a hand sanitizer also.      

[TboneAgain]

IF you had your hands where I had my hands, you would use a hand sanitizer also.      

You were offered a shopping cart by a dying leper whose skin is sloughing off zombie-style and hanging from the cart handle in steaming gobs?

Or was it just that fat gal the flies followed in....?

[keyboarder]

You were offered a shopping cart by a dying leper whose skin is sloughing off zombie-style and hanging from the cart handle in steaming gobs?

Or was it just that fat gal the flies followed in
(quote)

Back just before stores offered the hand wipes for cleaning buggy handles, our newspaper ran an article that told of a test taken of buggy handles and it was determined by the tests that feces was on some of the handles.  Wasn't long before we got offered the wipes in all of our stores here.