Liberals are such odd critters

[Solar]

 

A "reclusive" vegan who beat his girlfriend with a glass vinegar bottle because she "smelled of bacon" has been sentenced to a community order after pleading guilty to assault.

Christopher Ellam, 22, pleaded guilty at Kirklees Magistrates' Court to two counts of criminal damage, sending indecent or grossly-offensive messages, and assault by beating of his girlfriend of four years, Bethany Smith, 23.

Miss Smith had told the court that she and Mr Ellam had started out as friends before becoming romantically involved in 2015. At the time, Mr Ellam was neither a vegetarian nor a vegan. Eventually, the couple moved in together in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.

During the relationship, Mr Ellam then became a fanatical vegan — eschewing all animal products — with Miss Smith telling the court her then-boyfriend pressured her into becoming a vegan, as well, according to comments reported in the MailOnline on Sunday.

"He became completely set on the idea. He told me bluntly: 'If you're not going vegan, I'll break up with you,'" she said.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2020/05/04/vegan-hit-girlfriend-vinegar-bottle-because-she-smelt-bacon/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook

[Bronx]

I have a question for any vegans that might be reading.

When I smoke meats on my smoker, like Memphis style ribs, it takes about 4 1/2 hours. As each hour goes by my mouth waters with anticipation. The closer the ribs get to being done the more my mouth waters with anticipation. My question is...when a vegan cuts their grass does their mouth water with the same anticipation...........

[Solar]

I have a question for any vegans that might be reading.

When I smoke meats on my smoker, like Memphis style ribs, it takes about 4 1/2 hours. As each hour goes by my mouth waters with anticipation. The closer the ribs get to being done the more my mouth waters with anticipation. My question is...when a vegan cuts their grass does their mouth water with the same anticipation...........

I'm a vegan. Well, kinda, I eat beef, and cows eat grass, so does that count?

[Calypso Jones]

I'm a vegan. Well, kinda, I eat beef, and cows eat grass, so does that count?

works for me.

[Solar]

works for me.

I'm also a male lesbian, I love women.

[Sick Of Silence]

I'm a vegan. Well, kinda, I eat beef, and cows eat grass, so does that count?

I am partial vegetarian. I like having a salad with my steak.

[Possum]

I am partial vegetarian. I like having a salad with my steak.

Hope you don't mind if I use that one some.