Bernie just found a new base of voters if he pulls off a miracle.

[Dubinsky]

He won't but how idiotic is this?

Orangutan granted 'personhood' turns 34, makes new friend

Judge Elena Liberatori's landmark ruling in 2015 declared that Sandra is legally not an animal, but a non-human person, and thus entitled to some legal rights enjoyed by people, and better living conditions.

"With that ruling I wanted to tell society something new, that animals are sentient beings and that the first right they have is our obligation to respect them," she told The Associated Press.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/orangutan-granted-personhood-turns-34-makes-new-friend/ar-BB1035XJ?li=BBnbfcL

[taxed]

...then the orangutan says "what? I have to give up my f*n bananas why?? F that!! TRUMP 2020!!!!"

[Dubinsky]

...then the orangutan says "what? I have to give up my f*n bananas why?? F that!! TRUMP 2020!!!!"

[Cryptic Bert]

Sandra looks kind of like Sanders' wife.