Things DADs do to torment their kids.

Started by Hoofer, April 24, 2021, 08:07:03 AM

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Hoofer

My brothers & sisters said I was too serious, growing up.  But, my brother (who Solar reminds me of), and I weren't serious enough to ever attract the "right kind of girl - mom thought we really needed, but dad knew better".

We both married girls with the SAME first name - and never gave 'em an even break, I could imitate his voice, and he could mine... so calling our "bride" from another room ... they caught on to that too quick.  Fortunately, there was a lot of good practical jokes - we had, just for the KIDS.

New Technology, everyone has Iphones - oh, so cool, mom & dad are stuck in the stone age, writing on "tablets" - meh.  So I text one day.

"Mom left me."
WHAT?!?!?   Dad, what DID you do to her this time???
"I sent her off.."
You really ought to have your head examined!
".. to the store to get some Hamburger buns"
----- about a 5 minute break, they were just a little too quick with the thumbs ---
This is reason enough to LEAVE you Dad!
"You guys ought to know me better by now."

All animals are created equal; Some just take longer to cook.   Survival is keeping an eye on those around you...

Sick Of Silence

With all these lawyers with cameras on the street i'm shocked we have so much crime in the world.

There is constitutional law and there is law and order. This challenge to law and order is always the start to loosing our constitutional rights.

Frauditors are a waste of life.

Hoofer

Yes... Punkin, mom & I were talkin' & walkin' in the park, suddenly .... there YOU were!

Don't cry, it wasn't like you fell 10,000 ft, bounced 3 times before I caught you!


All animals are created equal; Some just take longer to cook.   Survival is keeping an eye on those around you...

Hoofer

All animals are created equal; Some just take longer to cook.   Survival is keeping an eye on those around you...

Hoofer

All animals are created equal; Some just take longer to cook.   Survival is keeping an eye on those around you...

Hoofer

All animals are created equal; Some just take longer to cook.   Survival is keeping an eye on those around you...

Hoofer

All animals are created equal; Some just take longer to cook.   Survival is keeping an eye on those around you...