Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if

his Bride-to-be is still a Virgin.

His doctor says ... "Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things for what we call

a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit ~~~ a small can of Red paint, a small can of Blue paint, and a Shovel."

Mario asks ... "And what do I do with these things, doc?"

The doctor replies ... "Before you climb into bed on your wedding night,

you paint one of your balls Red and the other ball Blue.


If she says ... 'That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen !',

..........you hit her with the Shovel.

I must be slow, I just don't get it.

Quote from: simpsonofpg on March 14, 2013, 01:35:33 PM
I must be slow, I just don't get it.

Don't feel bad, ST had to explain it to me.
It means she's balls before, so she can't be a virgin.

Quote from: Solar on March 14, 2013, 01:42:34 PM
Don't feel bad, ST had to explain it to me.
It means she's balls before, so she can't be a virgin.

Well she could have done a lot of babysitting.   
But I am with ST, that was the first thing to come to my mind.

Quote from: walkstall on March 14, 2013, 02:11:16 PM

Well she could have done a lot of babysitting.   
But I am with ST, that was the first thing to come to my mind.

Hmmmm, now you think like a woman?

Quote from: Solar on March 14, 2013, 02:50:11 PM
Hmmmm, now you think like a woman?

   Well back on the farm you would know thing like that.   

Quote from: walkstall on March 14, 2013, 02:58:58 PM

   Well back on the farm you would know thing like that.   

Yeah, I worked a farm, but never paid much attention to....never mind...