.....My doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake and took four "leaks" behind big trees."
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a shitty golfer."

 
Taxed!!!

Quote from: Solar on February 28, 2013, 05:52:02 PM

Taxed!!!

That our man.   

Quote from: walkstall on February 28, 2013, 06:21:35 PM



That our man.   

I sent him a link.

So I guess me and Taxed got something in common.

Quote from: WoodBurner on February 28, 2013, 07:22:15 PM
So I guess me and Taxed got something in common.

Nah, Taxed gave up Golf, now he just throws the balls in the rough and tries to find them.
Saves a lot of money on green fees and all the clubs he lost to the numerous lake.

Quote from: Solar on February 28, 2013, 07:45:06 PM
Nah, Taxed gave up Golf, now he just throws the balls in the rough and tries to find them.
Saves a lot of money on green fees and all the clubs he lost to the numerous lake.

The best thing is I don't have to change my swing!

Quote from: taxed on February 28, 2013, 08:18:37 PM
The best thing is I don't have to change my swing!

I found a tennis racket to be rather fulfilling, balls really fly, but where my swing is concerned I've found a side arm wrap around throw seems to give the greatest distance when throwing clubs in the lake.
I always laugh at the novice that stands on the shore and dumps them, they simply don't get the gratification of hitting the center of the pond.

I wonder if I should take up skeet shooting?

Quote from: WoodBurner on February 28, 2013, 05:44:42 PM
.....My doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake and took four "leaks" behind big trees."
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a shitty golfer."

Quote from: Solar on March 01, 2013, 05:02:31 AM

I wonder if I should take up skeet shooting?

You suddenly have presidential aspirations?   

Quote from: PeterR on March 01, 2013, 09:36:18 PM


You suddenly have presidential aspirations?

Vice Presidential.
Hey Husein, wannna go skeet shooting?