Yesterday, I was watching Roger Stone speaking to a group of people and he started with a joke:
Three men, one from Tennessee, one from Florida and one from New York all die. Sadly, they went to Hell. As they were entering, they saw a red telephone. Satan said, "You can make one phone call to anywhere in the world but it's very expensive."
The man from Tennessee said "I'd like to call Nashville." He made his call, talked for a few minutes and when he hung up, Satan said, "That'll be 1 million dollars." The Tennessee man said, "Wow, you weren't kidding, that's a lot!" But he wrote a check for it and went on in.
The man from Florida picked up the phone and called Miami Beach. After a while, he hung up and Satan said, "That's 2 million." The man shook his head but wrote out a check and went on in.
The man from New York said, "I'd like to call New York City." He made his call and talked for over an hour. When he hung up, Satan said "5 bucks." The New Yorker said "5 bucks! Why so cheap?"
Satan replied, "New York's a local call." (rim shot) :rolleyes: