Don't try this at home.

Started by PeterR, August 21, 2013, 01:47:06 PM

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PeterR

This is a story of self control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself?

A Beretta Jetfire testimonial.

Here is her story:

While out walking along the edge of a bayou just below Houma, Louisiana with my soon to be ex-husband discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator suddenly emerging from the murky water and charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire .25 caliber pistol with me I would not be here today!

Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.

It's one of the best pistols in my collection! Plus ... the amount I saved in lawyer's fees was more than worth the purchase price of the gun.
"He was born with the gift of laughter and the sense that the world was mad."

walkstall

I love a woman that can think on her feet and under pressure!   :lol:
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

PeterR

Quote from: walkstall on August 21, 2013, 02:10:12 PM
I love a woman that can think on her feet and under pressure!   :lol:

I prefer a woman who can think on her back and under pressure.  (And who squeals.)

"He was born with the gift of laughter and the sense that the world was mad."

walkstall

Quote from: PeterR on August 21, 2013, 02:44:43 PM


I prefer a woman who can think on her back and under pressure.  (And who squeals.)

I understand PR, but remember your not a true Dirty Old Man yet. 
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

PeterR

Quote from: walkstall on August 21, 2013, 04:48:20 PM
I understand PR, but remember your not a true Dirty Old Man yet.

I've been a Dirty Old Man ever since the first day I put on a pair of "Big Boys".



"He was born with the gift of laughter and the sense that the world was mad."

walkstall

Quote from: PeterR on August 21, 2013, 05:05:15 PM
I've been a Dirty Old Man ever since the first day I put on a pair of "Big Boys".

PR your just a young Dirty Old Man
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

rkhames

And to think, Liberals want to take away this woman's right to self defense.

quiller

Quote from: walkstall on August 21, 2013, 06:39:26 PM
PR your just a young Dirty Old Man

Kinda like an apprentice, maybe.

Journeyman takes work. Endorsements. Time-in-grade. And the masters are too busy to post much of anything, anywhere. I wonder why that is?....

quiller

Quote from: walkstall on August 21, 2013, 04:48:20 PM
I understand PR, but remember your not a true Dirty Old Man yet.

I think it would be instructive here to learn just exactly how you know that.  :lol: :lol:

walkstall

Quote from: quiller on September 06, 2013, 11:11:39 AM
I think it would be instructive here to learn just exactly how you know that.  :lol: :lol:

Only time will tell a true Dirty Old man.   :tounge:
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."