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Title: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: Bronx on January 25, 2017, 04:17:26 PM
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Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: zewazir on January 25, 2017, 06:47:46 PM
Quote from: redbeard on January 25, 2017, 04:03:53 PM
I think she will be indicted within a year. They have not forgotten Hillary and if a potential threat they will crucify her! Watch for an independent prosecutor soon after our new AG takes office!!
Maybe Comey's reluctance to prosecute had a long range purpose. If he had recommended prosecution while O was still in office, they could have gotten all the dirt they needed and simply ended up with O giving her a pardon. But O is gone, and the evidence is still there.

Which explains why Trump decided to keep Comey?
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: Cryptic Bert on January 25, 2017, 07:04:49 PM
What would she call her show? Between the Pantsuits? What's the Difference? Live From Libya?
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: Solar on January 25, 2017, 07:21:06 PM
Quote from: The Boo Man... on January 25, 2017, 07:04:49 PM
What would she call her show? Between the Pantsuits? What's the Difference? Live From Libya?
Kankles, the new look.
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: Ghoulardi on January 25, 2017, 07:28:54 PM
Quote from: Solar on January 25, 2017, 07:21:06 PM
Kankles, the new look.

Have Pantsuit, Will Travel
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: walkstall on January 25, 2017, 07:29:22 PM
Quote from: Solar on January 25, 2017, 07:21:06 PM
Kankles, the new look.

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Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: Cryptic Bert on January 25, 2017, 07:30:26 PM
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuit.
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: walkstall on January 25, 2017, 07:33:38 PM
Quote from: The Boo Man... on January 25, 2017, 07:30:26 PM
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuit.


The Sisterhood with back braces.
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: quiller on January 25, 2017, 07:33:48 PM
Quote from: The Boo Man... on January 25, 2017, 02:12:20 PM
Pair her up with Nancy Pelosi and Elizabeth Warren and they can do a revamp of Golden Girls.

There were four in the original, so you'd need another. Maybe Diane Feinstein (age 83) for the Sofia Petrillo role, or maybe Barbara Boxer (76). Pelosi incidentally is 76, Warren is 67 and the incomparably sleazy Hildabeast is 69.
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: Ghoulardi on January 25, 2017, 07:40:35 PM
Quote from: quiller on January 25, 2017, 07:33:48 PM
There were four in the original, so you'd need another. Maybe Diane Feinstein (age 83) for the Sofia Petrillo role, or maybe Barbara Boxer (76). Pelosi incidentally is 76, Warren is 67 and the incomparably sleazy Hildabeast is 69.

The TV program could be called the Fool's Golden Girls
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: quiller on January 25, 2017, 07:48:33 PM
Quote from: Ghoulardi on January 25, 2017, 07:40:35 PM
It could be called the Fool's Golden Girls

Madame President.


Featuring nursing home administrator Al Gore, caring for the four who still believe in man-made climate change.
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: Ghoulardi on January 25, 2017, 08:25:06 PM
Quote from: quiller on January 25, 2017, 07:48:33 PM
Madame President.


Featuring nursing home administrator Al Gore, caring for the four who still believe in man-made climate change.

Hillary's Law

Hillary and Bill travel in a Scooby Van, looking for America (didn't know it was lost, did you?).

In their travels they encounter:

--A politican with missing emails

--A corrupt foundation

--a failed presidential candidate

and many other things that seem oh so familiar

or not.
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: taxed on January 25, 2017, 08:37:52 PM
You've Got Mail 2?
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: Cryptic Bert on January 25, 2017, 08:57:45 PM
Quote from: taxed on January 25, 2017, 08:37:52 PM
You've Got Mail 2?

For the win!
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: walkstall on January 25, 2017, 09:04:19 PM
Quote from: The Boo Man... on January 25, 2017, 08:57:45 PM
For the win!

First show will be one hour long.  How to set up a server and the best room for it.
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: Cryptic Bert on January 26, 2017, 01:07:44 AM
Quote from: walkstall on January 25, 2017, 09:04:19 PM
First show will be one hour long.  How to set up a server and the best room for it.

One hour? It will take her that long to walk on to the set.
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: Rotwang on January 26, 2017, 02:04:28 AM
Quote from: quiller on January 25, 2017, 07:33:48 PM
There were four in the original, so you'd need another. Maybe Diane Feinstein (age 83) for the Sofia Petrillo role, or maybe Barbara Boxer (76). Pelosi incidentally is 76, Warren is 67 and the incomparably sleazy Hildabeast is 69.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Though she may not be really alive at all.

What passes for life might just be her Tapeworm hunting for food.

Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: supsalemgr on January 26, 2017, 04:49:52 AM
Quote from: Ghoulardi on January 25, 2017, 01:13:20 PM
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4156564/Hillary-television-groundwork-White-House-run.html#ixzz4WoHCsYPg

Hillary? A TV Show? That would be canceled faster than My Mother The Car.

You summed it up quite nicely. There is no way she could keep anybody's interest, not to mention a daily TV show requires hard work. She would never physically hold up.
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: Possum on January 26, 2017, 05:03:49 AM
Quote from: Ghoulardi on January 25, 2017, 01:13:20 PM
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4156564/Hillary-television-groundwork-White-House-run.html#ixzz4WoHCsYPg

Hillary? A TV Show? That would be canceled faster than My Mother The Car.
65,000,000 fools voted for her to be leader of the free world. I believe she could have a show where all she did was ack up hairballs and she could get a bigger audience then cnn.  These voters really don't have anything else to do and protesting gets to be too much like a job after awhile. :biggrin: Don't over estimate the IQ of the television audience.
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: walkstall on January 26, 2017, 05:14:15 AM
Quote from: The Boo Man... on January 26, 2017, 01:07:44 AM
One hour? It will take her that long to walk on to the set.

Make that 1.5 hours.  They will help on to the set.   :lol:
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: Solar on January 26, 2017, 05:23:18 AM
Quote from: s3779m on January 26, 2017, 05:03:49 AM
65,000,000 fools voted for her to be leader of the free world. I believe she could have a show where all she did was ack up hairballs and she could get a bigger audience then cnn.  These voters really don't have anything else to do and protesting gets to be too much like a job after awhile. :biggrin: Don't over estimate the IQ of the television audience.
That about sums it up. Hell, look at that fat black broad, she became a multi-millionaire several times over, till she finally insulted the intellect of her audience and supported the Marxist and they turned on her.
Yes, people that sit at home on their ass with nothing to do, are susceptible to these frauds and Hittlary knows it and she'll milk them dry for their last cent...
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: Solar on January 26, 2017, 05:25:47 AM
Quote from: taxed on January 25, 2017, 08:37:52 PM
You've Got Mail 2?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: Billy's bayonet on January 26, 2017, 05:38:42 AM
How about this....a SIT COM featuring HRC, HUMA, Her Husband the Weiner, Missing emails, Bills Letching, guest appearances by complete crazies Like Debbie Wasserman Shultz, Joe Biden, whacky situations, crazy behind the scene's hi jinks, Hillary in a rage....... on second thought just replay the entire insane Campaign and just add laugh tracks.
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: quiller on January 26, 2017, 05:47:37 AM
Quote from: Billy's bayonet on January 26, 2017, 05:38:42 AM
How about this....a SIT COM featuring HRC, HUMA, Her Husband the Weiner, Missing emails, Bills Letching, guest appearances by complete crazies Like Debbie Wasserman Shultz, Joe Biden, whacky situations, crazy behind the scene's hi jinks, Hillary in a rage....... on second thought just replay the entire insane Campaign and just add laugh tracks.

"I gotta use the bathroom, Hillary!"

"Shut up, I'm clearing our server!"
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: Solar on January 26, 2017, 05:55:39 AM
Quote from: quiller on January 26, 2017, 05:47:37 AM
"I gotta use the bathroom, Hillary!"

"Shut up, I'm clearing our server!"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: Ms.Independence on January 26, 2017, 06:23:27 AM
Quote from: The Boo Man... on January 25, 2017, 02:12:20 PM
Pair her up with Nancy Pelosi and Elizabeth Warren and they can do a revamp of Golden Girls.

:thumbsup:   Now, if we can just get them to all quit their day jobs and focus on their new gig, we'd be all set.
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: Solar on January 26, 2017, 07:31:22 AM
I can see it now.
"Tonight on Hillary" Hillary channels Elenor Rosevelt, and later has a heart to heart talk with Chavez' and Castro's ghost.
Stay tuned next week when Obama apologizes to the Middle East for American Imperialism, all on Hillary!!!
Hillary, a proud sponsor of Soylent Green and Planned parenthood spare parts, a subsidiary of the DNC.
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: Ms.Independence on January 26, 2017, 10:35:35 AM
Move over Wonder Woman ....

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Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: Ghoulardi on January 26, 2017, 11:34:05 AM
Quote from: Ms.Independence on January 26, 2017, 10:35:35 AM
Move over Wonder Woman ....

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You realize we can't unsee that, right?
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: Ghoulardi on January 26, 2017, 11:45:53 AM
Quote from: Ms.Independence on January 26, 2017, 10:35:35 AM
Move over Wonder Woman ....

Faster than a speeding email...

More powerful than a Congressional subpoena...

Able to overstep laws in a single bound..

Look whose reaching for the stars

Is it Senator Byrd...

Is it John McCain...

No it's...

Blunder Woman

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Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: Possum on January 26, 2017, 12:06:45 PM
Quote from: Ms.Independence on January 26, 2017, 10:35:35 AM
Move over Wonder Woman ....

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GOOD LORD!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!!!!
Title: Re: Re: She's Back! Clinton Considering 2020 Run, TV Show
Post by: supsalemgr on January 26, 2017, 12:26:28 PM
Should this thread be moved to "Jokes"?