A man jumped out of the airplane and puller the rip cord.  Nothing happen and the reserve chute didn't work either.  As he approached the ground he see a man coming up to him and hollars do you know anything about parachutes and the man say "NO' do you know anything about gas stoves.

Funny for all the wrong reasons.

I am not sure but I think I have offended you and I am sorry.

Quote from: simpsonofpg on March 29, 2013, 11:41:51 AM
I am not sure but I think I have offended you and I am sorry.

Not in the least, problem is, and I'm not trying to be hurtful in anyway, but you really need to use spell check, that's what I was finding humorous.

As to the actual joke, did you leave something out? I honestly didn't get it, but it might be an error on my part.
I know, explaining jokes takes the humor out of them, so don't worry about it, maybe others will get it and laugh at me for not getting it.

That has to be the funniest damn joke I've heard in... minutes, at least. Maybe an hour. Actually, I'm pretty sure I've heard a joke very much like this one before, but something was different... I shall have to sleuth on it. 

Quote from: TboneAgain on March 29, 2013, 07:51:28 PM
That has to be the funniest damn joke I've heard in... minutes, at least. Maybe an hour. Actually, I'm pretty sure I've heard a joke very much like this one before, but something was different... I shall have to sleuth on it. 

I can't help but think he left something out, I do it all the time, being dyslexic, one tends to think it, but misses writing it down.

That is way I heard it but I was down at the deer lease so might have been distracted.  I did have a propane stove blow up on me once.  Burnt the hair of my face and hands but thankfully no other damage and I don't just out of airplane so take that into consideration.

I explained it to Solar...

Toy