This one is way too good to be true, but still funny. The idea of Rick Snyder telling Bulworth strength truth to the Freep is nothing short of hilarious. "Corrupt"---sure. Democrats can't function without it. "Incompetent"---I dunno. The money disappears with professional dispatch.

QuoteLANSING, Mich — Nearly 10,000 refugees arriving in the United States over the next 11 months were relieved to learn that they would not be sent to Detroit, sources report.

Michigan Governor Rick Snyder suspended efforts to relocate Syrians displaced by the country's civil war earlier this week "until a more reasonable and humane solution" could be found.

"They have already been through so much," Snyder told the Detroit Free Press. "To be sent to another city in ruins with a corrupt and ineffectual government seems like a cruel joke."

The city, while boasting the title "Most Dangerous City in America" for three years running, is still statistically safer than Syria. However, refugees have their heart set on "The American Dream" and will settle for nothing less.

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