Quote from: Solar on April 29, 2021, 09:33:40 AM

and I was told bugs & worms were loaded with Protein, just look at how FAST those chickens grew!
Never got around to chocolate covered ants though.   

Quote from: Hoofer on April 29, 2021, 06:11:43 PM
and I was told bugs & worms were loaded with Protein, just look at how FAST those chickens grew!
Never got around to chocolate covered ants though.   

I ate lipstick at 2, it looked like candy...

Quote from: Solar on April 29, 2021, 06:14:05 PM
I ate lipstick at 2, it looked like candy...

Why have I lived to be this old?
Was it modern pharmaceuticals?
Clean living?  (how did I escape all the social diseases... hmmm?)
Hard work?  probably..not, we played HARD!

I drank from a hose, most of the summer, swallowed lake water, crapped in the woods like a bear & wiped myself with Poison Ivy twice, dug snow forts in the winter & tunnels in the summer, ran ponies & horses like we were Indians on the warpath & got the sh!t kicked out of them, dragged, bit, and fell off 1000 times till we learned balance...  preparing us for our terrorizing teen life, which girls loved, mom's hated, and dads threatened to kill us if we ever touched their daughter.

Oh, I got it - the Gasoline we use to wash parts in, bare-handed, or siphon from the cars in the HS parking lot... mostly teachers cars.     Still don't how I lived past 16ys old...

Quote from: Hoofer on April 29, 2021, 08:26:41 PM
Why have I lived to be this old?
Was it modern pharmaceuticals?
Clean living?  (how did I escape all the social diseases... hmmm?)
Hard work?  probably..not, we played HARD!

I drank from a hose, most of the summer, swallowed lake water, crapped in the woods like a bear & wiped myself with Poison Ivy twice, dug snow forts in the winter & tunnels in the summer, ran ponies & horses like we were Indians on the warpath & got the sh!t kicked out of them, dragged, bit, and fell off 1000 times till we learned balance...  preparing us for our terrorizing teen life, which girls loved, mom's hated, and dads threatened to kill us if we ever touched their daughter.

Oh, I got it - the Gasoline we use to wash parts in, bare-handed, or siphon from the cars in the HS parking lot... mostly teachers cars.     Still don't how I lived past 16ys old...

The only thing I can think of, is God. God watches out for children and fools, and many of us never grew up and remained fools.
There is no other explanation.

Quote from: Solar on April 30, 2021, 05:26:28 AM
The only thing I can think of, is God. God watches out for children and fools, and many of us never grew up and remained fools.
There is no other explanation.

Children, fools and drunks. That fact that I'm alive and kicking is proof of all three.

Quote from: Solar on April 29, 2021, 09:33:40 AM

Mud is still involved. It is in their heads and hearts.

Quote from: Solar on April 30, 2021, 05:26:28 AM
The only thing I can think of, is God. God watches out for children and fools, and many of us never grew up and remained fools.
There is no other explanation.

"Why did you stay married to me... I asked?"
It's so exciting, I'm just hanging around to see what's gonna happen next.
"What?  Am I just entertainment and a meal ticket for you?"
Uh huh, pretty well summarizes it.
"So ... you're suggesting, I married my audience..?"
Uh huh!  You just figured that out yourself, or did one of the kids spill the beans..?
"sigh...  I bet God is laughing at me too!"
Biggest joke He ever...  opps, sorry!