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[walkstall]

       An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man
       Drinking from his pond, with his hand.

       The Amish man shouts:

       "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine
       Haben in ihm geschissen!"

       Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs  have nuts in it!"

       The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish.   
       Speak English, infidel!"

       The Amish man shouts back in English:
       "Use two hands, you'll get more!"

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