What's the most progressive thing about Joe Biden?  - His dementia
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The first female US President ... Is just Biden her time.
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For the Lib who thinks we worship Trump:

Bernie, Joe and Donald are on a Zoom call.
Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden, and Donald Trump secretly have regular Zoom conversations.
Bernie: "I dreamed last night that God spoke to me. He said that he wanted me to be president."
Joe: "That's funny. I had the exact same dream."
Donald: "I don't remember talking to either of you last night."
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If Joe Biden's wife is called the First Lady, then what will his mother be called? - Joe mama.