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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: quiller on August 14, 2016, 06:05:51 AM

Title: It's possible!
Post by: quiller on August 14, 2016, 06:05:51 AM
Love that certainty!

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(My screen-grab from a maritime engineering supplies site....)
Title: Re: It's possible!
Post by: walkstall on August 14, 2016, 06:17:18 AM
Quote from: quiller on August 14, 2016, 06:05:51 AM
Love that certainty!

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(My screen-grab from a maritime engineering supplies site....)

Hmm... From the red line, you need at least two more cups of coffee.


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Title: Re: It's possible!
Post by: quiller on August 14, 2016, 11:48:27 AM
They said it's possible but did not guarantee likely.
Title: Re: It's possible!
Post by: walkstall on August 14, 2016, 12:12:51 PM
Quote from: quiller on August 14, 2016, 11:48:27 AM
They said it's possible but did not guarantee likely.

I always ask for a written guarantee for a job.  You should never pay your contractor up front.  I learned that at a very young age cutting lawns.  You don't pay unless your happy with my work.   I only had hand push mower back then.   :lol:
Title: Re: It's possible!
Post by: quiller on August 14, 2016, 12:38:11 PM
Quote from: walkstall on August 14, 2016, 12:12:51 PM
I always ask for a written guarantee for a job.  You should never pay your contractor up front.  I learned that at a very young age cutting lawns.  You don't pay unless your happy with my work.   I only had hand push mower back then.   :lol:

As for the shaky red line, I'd had two POTS of coffee already!
Title: Re: It's possible!
Post by: walkstall on August 14, 2016, 12:59:34 PM
Quote from: quiller on August 14, 2016, 12:38:11 PM
As for the shaky red line, I'd had two POTS of coffee already!

I see you need one like this.  I bring this out when the kids come over for the weekend. 

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Title: Re: It's possible!
Post by: Hoofer on August 15, 2016, 04:14:29 PM
Quote from: walkstall on August 14, 2016, 12:59:34 PM
I see you need one like this.  I bring this out when the kids come over for the weekend. 

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.... and tell them, "If you can run fast enough in the rain, you'll miss all the drops & stay dry!"   :ttoung:
Here, coffee always helps you run faster.
Title: Re: It's possible!
Post by: walkstall on August 15, 2016, 04:17:21 PM
Quote from: Hoofer on August 15, 2016, 04:14:29 PM
.... and tell them, "If you can run fast enough in the rain, you'll miss all the drops & stay dry!"   :ttoung:
Here, coffee always helps you run faster.

In my younger days I could do that.  :lol: :biggrin: