My soulmate is out there somewhere, pushing a pull door. I just know it.

I grew a beard thinking it would say "Distinguished Gentleman." Instead, turns out it says, "Senior Discount, Please!"

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

That momnent you mqke a post and u relise that u speled half the words rong and u lok stupid.

This is definitely me.
Before you try to hurt my feelings, Take into account that I don't have any, and you probably do.

When a Woman says "Correct me if I'm Wrong." Do not under any, I mean ANY Circumstances do it!!

Yeah, me again.
You are dust and will return to dust...That's why I don't dust. It might be someone I Know

Wish I'd have thought of this back in the day.
After winning the game I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like they do on TV. Apparently this is unacceptable in Bowling.

This one I have to remember.
I picked up a Hitchhiker last night. He seemed surprised that I'd pick up a stranger and asked " Thanks, but why would you pick me up? How do you know I'm not a serial killer?" I told him the chances of two serial killers being in the one car are astronomical.

Me?
Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 sec. in my head, That'll freak you right out!!!

I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got distracted on my way back, have no idea what's going on, and now I have to Pee.

Definitely every lib that crossed my path.
What's That? You heard a bunch of stories from someone who Hates Me? That Stuff MUST Be True!

Quote from: Solar on September 03, 2020, 08:26:56 PM
This is definitely me.
Before you try to hurt my feelings, Take into account that I don't have any, and you probably do.

While on WZ, someone was telling me to "just go away, nobody cares what I say, nobody upvotes me," - your generally insulting, belittling, BS.

I replied and added, "I don't take your suggestions personally" - besides, social media might be a place to "communicate", but honestly, that's not where lasting friendships are forged.

"YOU OUGHT TO TAKE THAT SERIOUSLY!!!"

lolololololololololol - I guess I hurt *their* feelings!  ... and continued on, long after they, she, it, had bailed.  Occasionally, the same person (she?) up votes me.  Imagine that.

Quote from: Hoofer on September 04, 2020, 08:19:32 AM
While on WZ, someone was telling me to "just go away, nobody cares what I say, nobody upvotes me," - your generally insulting, belittling, BS.

I replied and added, "I don't take your suggestions personally" - besides, social media might be a place to "communicate", but honestly, that's not where lasting friendships are forged.

"YOU OUGHT TO TAKE THAT SERIOUSLY!!!"

lolololololololololol - I guess I hurt *their* feelings!  ... and continued on, long after they, she, it, had bailed.  Occasionally, the same person (she?) up votes me.  Imagine that.

That's the thing, for all you know it's some smart ass 8th grader rattling cages.
When I see a lib post, my first though is, "Man you are Stupid", then I consider it may be a preteen with hormonal issues, so there is no way some snot-nose punk is going to effect my spirit.
But mostly because, I don't give a fuck about them. Am I a bit callous? Why yes I am. I disdain ignorance and despise stupidity!

Yep!  that's me.   

I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got distracted on my way back, have no idea what's going on, and now I have to Pee.

Quote from: walkstall on September 04, 2020, 09:29:05 AM
Yep!  that's me.   

I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got distracted on my way back, have no idea what's going on, and now I have to Pee.

I found a great workaround. When you get there and realize you forgot what you were doing, just look around, you'll quickly discover all the other things you forgot and can turn it into a productive trip.

Now, was I cooking breakfast?