The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze." "The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "Jor huzban he say so." Wife: "Oh yeah?" Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "Jor hozban did"  Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he???" Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed." Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth. "And did my husband say that as well?" Maria: "No Señora......The gardener did." Wife: "So how much do you want?"       [/t][/t]

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Quote from: admin on March 14, 2011, 06:22:43 AM
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Good job Mr. Fix it Person.   ;D ;D ;D ;D

The maid was simply speaking from experience. ;D ;D ;D ;D

I was too tired to do it last night.
ST had already gone to bed when I clicked on her joke.
"Honey, you will want to see this" :D

She got up and saw it, but it had been an hour since she posted it,
from the bed I yelled
Honey!!! I'll fix it tomorrow. ;D ;D

Quote from: Solar on March 14, 2011, 06:37:46 AM
I was too tired to do it last night.
ST had already gone to bed when I clicked on her joke.
"Honey, you will want to see this" :D

She got up and saw it, but it had been an hour since she posted it,
from the bed I yelled
Honey!!! I'll fix it tomorrow. ;D ;D

What a nice man you are.  ;D

Quote from: Solars Toy on March 13, 2011, 09:30:26 PM

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

:))