Heard this in the 1960s, never forgot it   


A man and his wife are on vacation in an old gold mining town.

While shopping in the small town, the couple asks an elderly man sitting quietly on the street with his donkey.

"Excuse me,"says the man, "could you tell us the time?"

"Absolutely", replies the old miner, and with that he reaches down and lifts the donkey's balls. "It is 3:00", the man exclaims.

"Thank you" replies the wife in a surprised voice. And the couple continues on their way.

After doing some shopping and grabbing a bite to eat. The couple return to the old miner for the time.

Again the old miner lifts the donkey's balls and says "It is now 4:45."

By this time the husband is completely in awe. "Please show me how you can tell the time simply by lifting this donkey's balls!"

"Certainly," the elderly man replies motioning for the couple to come closer. "Sit here where I am," the man begins. "Now, do you see the donkey's balls?"

"Of course", the man replies.

"Now reach down and take them into your hand."

Hesitantly the husband does as he is instructed, after all, this could prove to be an enlightening experience.

"Now, slowly lift the donkey's balls", he continues.

Again the husband does as he is instructed.

"Now look underneath the donkeys balls, and between his two front legs."

The husband does just that.

"Now" the old miner says, "can you see the clock yonder on that building over thar?"

Quote from: Solar on December 09, 2016, 09:26:00 AM
Heard this in the 1960s, never forgot it   


A man and his wife are on vacation in an old gold mining town.

While shopping in the small town, the couple asks an elderly man sitting quietly on the street with his donkey.

"Excuse me,"says the man, "could you tell us the time?"

"Absolutely", replies the old miner, and with that he reaches down and lifts the donkey's balls. "It is 3:00", the man exclaims.

"Thank you" replies the wife in a surprised voice. And the couple continues on their way.

After doing some shopping and grabbing a bite to eat. The couple return to the old miner for the time.

Again the old miner lifts the donkey's balls and says "It is now 4:45."

By this time the husband is completely in awe. "Please show me how you can tell the time simply by lifting this donkey's balls!"

"Certainly," the elderly man replies motioning for the couple to come closer. "Sit here where I am," the man begins. "Now, do you see the donkey's balls?"

"Of course", the man replies.

"Now reach down and take them into your hand."

Hesitantly the husband does as he is instructed, after all, this could prove to be an enlightening experience.

"Now, slowly lift the donkey's balls", he continues.

Again the husband does as he is instructed.

"Now look underneath the donkeys balls, and between his two front legs."

The husband does just that.

"Now" the old miner says, "can you see the clock yonder on that building over thar?"

Now THAT'S funny.

Quote from: s3779m on December 09, 2016, 11:44:52 AM
Now THAT'S funny.

Yeah, that has to be in my top ten of all time.