Here are the songs the Perpetually Offended Left are going to object to, this happy season.

QuoteSanta Claus is Coming to Town. Questionable lyrics: "He's making a list and checking it twice, he's going to find out who's naughty or nice." Analysis from Microaggression panel: Oh, Mr. White Power Claus has an exclusionary list, does he? Some people get presents, some people don't? Typical 1-percenter, white privilege logic. Expect a #NaughtyLIvesMatter protest at the North Pole demanding that all of the naughty kids get presents, too.

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT: The perpetually offended crowd might just move to ban Christmas classics like 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town" if anyone, anywhere is offended.

Frosty the Snowman. Questionable Lyrics: "Frosty the SnowMAN ... HE was made of snow, but the children know how he came to life one day." Microaggression panel analysis: Who's to say Frosty is a Snowman? Maybe ever since Frosty was a little snowball there has been a snowWOMAN just screaming to get out. Let's keep Christmas Gender Neutral.

http://townhall.com/watchdog/nebraska/2015/12/23/microaggression-christmas-songs-n8809

There are more, of course, but what about the EPA banning snow-people because their eyes are made of coal?

Quote from: kalash on December 25, 2015, 12:36:08 AM

That's funny, and I'd bet even the Turks got a kick out of it.