A man goes to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"

The man replies, "all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious... Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything --- meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything."

"Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."

"Why chrome?" asks the patient.

To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"

when you're in a witting contest with a 6 year old, you really should keep the loss a secret.

Quote from: Solar on July 25, 2012, 06:10:18 AM
when you're in a witting contest with a 6 year old, you really should keep the loss a secret.

Now, it's not possible, is it, that you're criticizing my humor? Yeah, it's a groaner, but I said that on the subject line -- "Get Ready To Groan..."

Hey, I like a good groaner now and then. 

This is Pearls Before Swine quality material. 

Quote from: tbone0106 on July 25, 2012, 06:05:47 AM
A man goes to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"

The man replies, "all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious... Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything --- meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything."

"Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."

"Why chrome?" asks the patient.

To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"

I like a good groaner 

Quote from: WoodBurner on July 29, 2012, 04:48:16 AM
I like a good groaner 

I do, too.  But, you generally have to take them to a show and buy them dinner first.

Quote from: PeterR on August 01, 2012, 09:40:40 PM
I do, too.  But, you generally have to take them to a show and buy them dinner first.

Her ears didn't fall off, did they?