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Title: From GOC.... wookiehumor
Post by: walkstall on July 17, 2014, 04:04:07 PM
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Title: Re: From GOC.... wookiehumor
Post by: CG6468 on July 18, 2014, 07:40:59 AM
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Title: Re: From GOC.... wookiehumor
Post by: quiller on July 18, 2014, 08:03:11 AM
Well, if that farming meme still holds.....

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Title: Re: From GOC.... wookiehumor
Post by: CG6468 on July 18, 2014, 12:20:05 PM
QuoteCode of the West

by John Clarke
former Larimer County Commissioner

The Code of the West was first chronicled by the famous western writer, Zane Grey. The men and women who came to this part of the country during the westward expansion of the United States were bound by an unwritten code of conduct. The values of integrity and self reliance guided their decisions, actions and interactions. In keeping with that spirit, we offer this information to help the citizens of Larimer County who wish to follow in the footsteps of those rugged individualists by living outside city limits.

Introduction

It is important for you to know that life in the country is different from life in the city. County governments are not able to provide the same level of service that city governments provide. To that end, we are providing you with the following information to help you make an educated and informed decision to purchase rural land.

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Agriculture

Moo! The people who tamed this wild land brought water to the barren, arid east slope of the Rockies through an ingenious system of water diversion. This water has allowed agriculture to become an important part of our environment. Owning rural land means knowing how to care for it. There are a few things you need to know:
5.1 - Farmers often work around the clock, especially during planting and harvest time. Dairy operators sometimes milk without stopping and hay is often swathed or baled at night. It is possible that adjoining agriculture uses can disturb your peace and quiet.

5.2 - Land preparation and other operations can cause dust, especially during windy and dry weather.

5.3 - Farmers occasionally burn their ditches to keep them clean of debris, weeds and other obstructions. This burning creates smoke that you may find objectionable.

5.4 - Chemicals (mainly fertilizers and herbicides) are often used in growing crops. You may be sensitive to these substances and many people actually have severe allergic reactions. Many of these chemicals are applied by airplanes that fly early in the morning.

5.5 - Animals and their manure can cause objectionable odors. What else can we say?

5.6 - Agriculture is an important business in Larimer County. If you choose to live among the farms and ranches of our rural countryside, do not expect county government to intervene in the normal day-to-day operations of your agri-business neighbors. In fact, Colorado has "Right to Farm" legislation that protects farmers and ranchers from nuisance and liability lawsuits. It enables them to continue producing food and fiber.

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http://www.larimer.org/planning/planning/code_of_the_west/ (http://www.larimer.org/planning/planning/code_of_the_west/)
Title: Re: From GOC.... wookiehumor
Post by: walkstall on July 18, 2014, 03:32:52 PM
Quote from: quiller on July 18, 2014, 08:03:11 AM
Well, if that farming meme still holds.....

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I like there attitude.
Title: Re: From GOC.... wookiehumor
Post by: keyboarder on July 23, 2014, 08:03:44 AM
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Too funny and yep, you're on time for an audit.   :tounge: