Not exactly jokes....

"There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age."  Bill Bryson

"To be seventy years old is like climbing the Alps. You reach a snow-crowned summit, and see behind you the deep valley stretching miles and miles away, and before you other summits higher and whiter, which you may have strength to climb, or may not. Then you sit down and meditate and wonder which it will be." Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, beautiful old people are works of art."  Eleanor Roosevelt

Quote from: midcan5 on September 30, 2022, 06:04:27 AMNot exactly jokes....

"There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age."  Bill Bryson

"To be seventy years old is like climbing the Alps. You reach a snow-crowned summit, and see behind you the deep valley stretching miles and miles away, and before you other summits higher and whiter, which you may have strength to climb, or may not. Then you sit down and meditate and wonder which it will be." Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, beautiful old people are works of art."  Eleanor Roosevelt

Longfellow was an idiot! The answer one seeks is never out of reach, be it the next town, city, country or mountain range.
The answer to life is found within. If you haven't figured it out by the time you hit 70, you'll always be a dumb ass lib!