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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: Hoofer on May 14, 2021, 12:31:41 PM

Title: Did I really need it... age?
Post by: Hoofer on May 14, 2021, 12:31:41 PM
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Title: Re: Did I really need it... age?
Post by: walkstall on May 14, 2021, 01:22:55 PM
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 :ohmy:  I find that more and more at my age.    :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

My cat looks at me as to say well, will you pick that up or do I have to do it for you.
Title: Re: Did I really need it... age?
Post by: Hoofer on May 14, 2021, 01:41:48 PM
Kids have their Super Heros, therefore... 

If you're gonna bend down, on one knee, make a pose - like Thor or Superman, one fist on the ground, the other holding your fist in the air, clutching your watch, wallet, etc.  with an "Arrrrgghhh!" rise slowly.

If you're the squatter type, bend down, knees apart, both fists on the ground, thrust them up slowly, while gritting your teeth, "Yaaaaaahhhhhhh!".

The kids will laugh ... but the wife will wonder, "Hmmm... maybe he's STILL got it, gonna find out tonight!"
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