Business is Business.

Started by Shooterman, February 07, 2012, 12:24:28 PM

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A Chinese guy goes to a Jewish guy to buy Black Bras, Size 38.

The Jewish guy, known for his skills as a businessman, says that Black Bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.

The Chinese guy buys 25 Bras.

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish guy tells him that they have become even harder to get and
charges him $60.00 each.

The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the Jewish guy's remaining stock of 50, this time for $75.00 each.

The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 Bras and asks the Chinese guy, "...please tell me -What do you do with all these Black Bras?"

The Chinese guy answers:

"I cut them in half and sell them as Skull Caps to you Jewish guys for $200.00 each."
                 



.......And this is why the Chinese own us!

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