Beer Glasses - take 2

Started by Hoofer, June 09, 2021, 06:39:55 AM

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I've never known a woman who is not sensitive about her looks.
As long as there's just ONE guy who says, "you're kinda cute" - she's smiling!

Funny thing - when their smiling... they *ALL* look kinda cute!  :woot:  :wink:
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Quote from: Solar on June 09, 2021, 07:06:37 AM:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

That's cute... :biggrin:

Hmmm.... yeah, I kinda blew it ... and one day, "CUTE" became the most used word in my vocabulary!
As I've aged, I added a few others, "hey sweetheart", "good lookin'", "Yeeeeow-sa!", "hey there sweetie", "heavy breathing when I call & she picks up the phone", "revving up engine sounds", and a wolf-whistle when she walks by.

Women say, "He's well trained." -  :blink:  and they say this is a male-dominated society...?
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Quote from: Hoofer on June 09, 2021, 07:14:25 AMHmmm.... yeah, I kinda blew it ... and one day, "CUTE" became the most used word in my vocabulary!
As I've aged, I added a few others, "hey sweetheart", "good lookin'", "Yeeeeow-sa!", "hey there sweetie", "heavy breathing when I call & she picks up the phone", "revving up engine sounds", and a wolf-whistle when she walks by.

Women say, "He's well trained." -  :blink:  and they say this is a male-dominated society...?
I always answer the phone with heavy breathing. Then in a break between breaths, say, Hang on while I catch my breath.
Gettin old sucks... :lol:
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Quote from: Solar on June 09, 2021, 07:43:16 AMI always answer the phone with heavy breathing. Then in a break between breaths, say, Hang on while I catch my breath.
Gettin old sucks... :lol:
...and if you forget, she starts thinking, "I wonder what he's thinking...?" - never a good thing, in her mind... "What's her name... who's 'BETSY'?"   meanwhile, you're thinking, "I haven't shot ole Betsy in a few years, I'll have to get some musket balls for her, have some fun ..."
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Quote from: Hoofer on June 09, 2021, 08:02:14 AM...and if you forget, she starts thinking, "I wonder what he's thinking...?" - never a good thing, in her mind... "What's her name... who's 'BETSY'?"  meanwhile, you're thinking, "I haven't shot ole Betsy in a few years, I'll have to get some musket balls for her, have some fun ..."
True story. Decades ago my girlfriend and I used to do this phone game, without "Hi it's me" one of us would start out with descriptive details of what we're going to do to the other person, always ending in a good laugh.

One day I dialed the wrong number, after my little sexual rant, an elderly lady say's "If I was 60 years younger, I'd.....
I hung up freaked out. :lol:
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Quote from: Solar on June 09, 2021, 08:10:16 AMTrue story. Decades ago my girlfriend and I used to do this phone game, without "Hi it's me" one of us would start out with descriptive details of what we're going to do to the other person, always ending in a good laugh.

One day I dialed the wrong number, after my little sexual rant, an elderly lady say's "If I was 60 years younger, I'd.....
I hung up freaked out. :lol:

I dialed home.  Started the heavy breathing...  "Sigh... MOM!!!!   phones for you!"
Later, when I got home, the kid with the biggest grin...  "So, you been practicing sounding like mom on the phone...?"  Nods yes & laughs!
All animals are created equal; Some just take longer to cook.   Survival is keeping an eye on those around you...